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lastofthepatriots

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Came across a clip on YouTube of Pakistanis in England.


LMAO...LANATI


Big ups to UK for these kind of Pakistanis. I almost pissed my pants after seeing this shit. This is the kind of shit that @Indus Pakistan and other UK Pakistanis are proud of. :lol:

I'm just thinking, if my grandfather were too see this is what valayat is like, he would have died in shame. U.K. Pakistanis making us proud since the 50's. LOL
 
Came across a clip on YouTube of Pakistanis in England.


LMAO...LANATI


Big ups to UK for these kind of Pakistanis. I almost pissed my pants after seeing this shit. This is the kind of shit that @India Pakistan snd other UK Pakistanis are proud of. :lol:

I'm just thinking if my grandfather were too see this is what valayat is like, he would have died in shame. U.K. Pakistanis making us proud since the 50's. LOL
tu beta us habshi ko chumiyaan de bus or cigrrate pi
 
looool
that didnt happen at my wedding i assure you
at the registry office the guy says to me.....you may kiss the bride.
my father in law was staring at me like he wanted my raw liver on a plate with a little salt. looool
so i declined. later my wife's aunt asked me why i didn't kiss her niece.....i politely replied ' if your brothers eyes could kill i would be dead'. loooool. we still sometimes laugh about the incident
 
@Imran Khan @lastofthepatriots
You are funny Nigas....tell me more jokes....

Yaar tail saroun dan nahien passand te Total wala mobile oil pa lo...but pls continue .....:lol:
he is my brother humari mazak hai and i like him.per ye banda new york ka choordha hai sara din balti le ker ghoomta hai sham tak 15 20 kuty nehla ker wapas apartment ki stairs ke neechy so jata hai .aik kala habshi hai us gali main wo iski chumiyaan le ker isko muft cigrrate pilata hai .or ye bhi suna hai aik gora gay 3rd floor wala is per tharak marta hai per gay film dekh ker dar gay hum wo bara bura kerty hain .is liye ye usko moo nhi lagata
 
chawlaa sarsoon to yahan hota hi nhi :p:
suna hai wo angreez madam ne phir teri kutoon wali ki ke dog sahi se wash nhi kerta tu:D

Je me agay kush bolaya fe te gaalan te batameezi sirif huni. Ainda meray naal batameezi na kari. Tenu me odon vi maaf kita si jadon ma pen valiyan gaalan kaddiyan si minu sharab pe ke. Zyada hoshiyar banan di zaroorat ne. Usi vi Bahawalpur de Chaudhry banday ne. Uch to ussi nokrani'aa rakh de si.
 
Je me agay kush bolaya fe te gaalan te batameezi sirif huni. Ainda meray naal batameezi na kari. Tenu me odon vi maaf kita si jadon ma pen valiyan gaalan kaddiyan si minu sharab pe ke. Zyada hoshiyar banan di zaroorat ne. Usi vi Bahawalpur de Chaudhry banday ne. Uch to ussi nokrani'aa rakh de si.
suna hai aik uch ka noker bhi rakha hai .jo sary kam karta hai :cheesy: beta aik hi bat per kina roy ga tu . us wakt main nashy main tha ghalti ho gai BC :taz:

tum bolo koi gali nhi dega

tu o wala chuhdry a jeera kendy ne

chuhdry wekh lae koora aj vi nai chukya tu :rofl:
 

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