Corporate words that I hate. Add yours

[jamahir]

@Levina @Mentee @RealNapster @Joe Shearer @padamchen @Hamartia Antidote @Bilal9

 

[Skies]

All the bullshit words that are generated especially in the IT Industry and get absorbed in other industries.

Blockchain
Big Data
Internet of Things
Verticals
Service oriented
End to End
Metrics
Leverage
Cloud

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AI

 

[RealNapster]

@Levina @Mentee @RealNapster @Joe Shearer @padamchen @Hamartia Antidote @Bilal9

Brainstorming seasions

 

[jamahir]

AI

I remembered this funny phrase :

Artificial Intelligence versus Natural Stupidity.

 

[blueazure]

core values

huddle ( i dont know that is)

human capital management ( modern HR0

team leader ( the dumb manager u knw)

synergy

 

[Joe Shearer]

Work-life balance

 

[Bilal9]

George Carlin talked about this, RIP George....

 

[Hamartia Antidote]

@Levina @Mentee @RealNapster @Joe Shearer @padamchen @Hamartia Antidote @Bilal9

orthogonal
re-org
best interests of the client
Mid level manager

 

[jamahir]

core values

That leads me to the "Vision" and "Mission" web-pages that so many corporate websites have to have.

huddle ( i dont know that is)

That comes from team sports like football where the team huddles ( gathers ) in a circle to discuss strategy :

George Carlin talked about this, RIP George....

"Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called terrorists".

The audience was a bit shocked into silence.

 

[Skies]

CSR

Sales Target

 

[Pukhtoon]

All the bullshit words that are generated especially in the IT Industry and get absorbed in other industries.

Blockchain
Big Data
Internet of Things
Verticals
Service oriented
End to End
Metrics
Leverage
Cloud

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I only hate those (and any other word) when they come from Indian IT experts.
How Indian IT experts find business on the internet:

Indians explain cloud computing:

 

[Whirling_dervesh]

Lean
Corporate social responsibility
Streamlining
KPIs
Blah blah

 

[jamahir]

CSR

Corporate social responsibility

What is ironic that companies like Infosys, Mphasis etc are the ones that are bad for society, either via their products or via their workers who are mostly unintelligent and uneducated ( in the real sense ) drones.

Lean

Streamlining

Those two remind me of another buzz-word : Agile.

only hate those (and any other word) when they come from Indian IT experts.

All these buzz-words and jargon didn't come from India. They came from USA mostly. So you prefer such nonsense ??

How Indian IT experts find business on the internet:

Not very different from the Nigerian scams.

 

[jamahir]

One of the original bullshit phrases - Paradigm Shift.

 

[graphican]

All the bullshit words that are generated especially in the IT Industry and get absorbed in other industries.

Blockchain
Big Data
Internet of Things
Verticals
Service oriented
End to End
Metrics
Leverage
Cloud

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These words have relevance in context. Unless your colleagues are using them too often or wrong, there is nothing to be angry about these beautiful terminologies.