CNN Anchors Pretend They’re Having A “Satellite Interview”

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CNN Anchors Pretend They’re Having A “Satellite Interview” Even Though They’re In The Same Parking Lot.

Yes, those are all the same cars. Apparently they thought we wouldn’t notice because Nancy is on the right side of the screen, when in reality she is to Asleigh Banfield’s left. See The Atlantic Wire’s excellent breakdown of the shots to see exactly what happened. Tricky, CNN, very tricky. We understand, though. When a major crime story like the Cleveland Kidnapping breaks, you have to send in Nancy Grace. However, since Nancy Grace is a poorly-medicated vengeance demon who’s always just a bad morning away from ending up on her own show, you also send in a real anchor with whom she can “correspond.” Unfortunately, it’s hard to get shooting permits in Cleveland on short notice, so you set up in the same parking lot. Do us a favor, CNN, just put them next to each other and have them talk into each other’s faces instead of relaying their words through satellites to come back down 30 feet away like we’re idiots.

Fantastic. This is one of funniest things i’ve seen today. CNN is a joke, a circus. Im beginning to see them as bad as FOX as far as the circus antics go. -Mort

 

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CNN Anchors Pretend They’re Having A “Satellite Interview” Even Though They’re In The Same Parking Lot.

Yes, those are all the same cars. Apparently they thought we wouldn’t notice because Nancy is on the right side of the screen, when in reality she is to Asleigh Banfield’s left. See The Atlantic Wire’s excellent breakdown of the shots to see exactly what happened. Tricky, CNN, very tricky. We understand, though. When a major crime story like the Cleveland Kidnapping breaks, you have to send in Nancy Grace. However, since Nancy Grace is a poorly-medicated vengeance demon who’s always just a bad morning away from ending up on her own show, you also send in a real anchor with whom she can “correspond.” Unfortunately, it’s hard to get shooting permits in Cleveland on short notice, so you set up in the same parking lot. Do us a favor, CNN, just put them next to each other and have them talk into each other’s faces instead of relaying their words through satellites to come back down 30 feet away like we’re idiots.

Fantastic. This is one of funniest things i’ve seen today. CNN is a joke, a circus. Im beginning to see them as bad as FOX as far as the circus antics go. -Mort

nice catch bro

 

[Awesome]

I'm sure most people won't even be surprised by this. CNN lost its credibility 10 years ago.

 

[M.harris]

 

[Argus Panoptes]

Nancy Grace and Ashleigh Banfield Hold Split-Screen Interview in Same Parking Lot - Dashiell Bennett and Philip Bump - The Atlantic Wire

Nancy Grace and Ashleigh Banfield Hold Split-Screen Interview in Same Parking Lot

Dashiell Bennett and Philip Bump 108,887 Views May 7, 2013

In a bizarre television and spatial anomaly on CNN this morning, the blanket coverage of two true-crime stories led two news anchors to conduct an odd "satellite" interview from the very same parking lot, background traffic and all.

The two suspects are Ashleigh Banfield of CNN and Nancy Grace of Headline News, who were updating viewers on the latest from the ongoing and increasingly ugly Cleveland kidnapping story. (Grace being TV's leading expert on deviant crime.) At first it seems like a normal TV "remote," as Banfield interviews Grace from another location. Then the channel's graphics alert viewers: both anchors are in Phoenix. That's odd. Also: They're both outdoors, sitting in what looks to be a parking lot. And is that same building behind them?

Then things truly get bizarre. Watch the cars moving in the background of both shots:

Did you see it? Watch the Nissan Xterra from Ashley's side enter on Nancy's:

Okay, if you're still not seeing it, look for the moment when the same bus is in both shots.

It seems that Grace and Banfield are sitting in the same parking lot, facing in the same direction, and judging by the speed of the vehicles in their shots, they cannot be sitting more than 30 feet away from each other. Yet, they're behaving as if the are on opposite sides of the world. Here's an artist's representation of the warp in space time punditry.

To be fair to Grace and Banfield, they are on two different networks (though they share the same parent company and probably wouldn't be talking to each other if they were true competitors), and cable TV news often features "remote" split-screen interviews with hosts and guests, even when they're in the same building. And Grace and Banfield are both in Phoenix to cover another sensational true-crime tale, the Jody Arias murder case. But despite being on sister stations and the fact Grace would literally only need to walk a few brisk steps to join Banfield on the same camera, the two broadcast teams remain hopelessly torn apart.

Later, Banfield would conduct another interview (this time about Arias) with another Headline News host who was in a different location than Grace, but still in the same parking lot; plus a third HLN regular somewhere else in the Phoenix area. (Also, outdoors and presumably close by.) And don't forget the CNN reporter who is standing across the street from her, waiting in front of the courthouse. A four-headed interview with four people in the exact same city covering the exact same story on at least three different programs on two different networks owned by the same company. So much for corporate synergy.

(Disclosure: The two authors of this post are in the same office, sitting about five feet away from each other.)

 

[darkinsky]

america is become more of a joke now then a country which was feared

 

[Argus Panoptes]

america is become more of a joke now then a country which was feared

Is the joke on CNN or USA as a whole?

 

[darkinsky]

Is the joke on CNN or USA as a whole?

both .

 

[Sugarcane]

LOL

 

[Argus Panoptes]

both .

So the stupid mistakes of a private news network apply to an entire country? I am so glad Pakistan is not judged according to the stupid antics of our media. May be we should be too?

 

[GoodBoy]

So CNN = Credibility No No??

 

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Maybe they were using satellites phones to talk to each other even though they were in the same parking lot

 

[Gandhi G in da house]

WTH ? Why ?

 

[BDforever]

WTH ? Why ?

CNN what else ?