BREAKING! Mars Orbiter Put In Orbit Successfully!!

[jbond197]

When our cricket team won world cup, each one of them were loaded with monetry prizes. What will be done for these scientists? At least reward them with few lakhs if not crores.

 

[Hakan]

 

[trident2010]

you reported me.

No I didn't but the comments you wrote would have attracted the reporting.

 

[Iggy]

South Indians a.k.a Mallus are a real asset of India. Most of top tier executives of your defense establishments are Mallus.

Literacy rate must be high in Kerala and the adjoining areas

I know you are doing a stealth trolling.... Now many here come and call us many namess.. Am gonna keel youu

 

[nair]

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Forget reaching the top, they got beaten badly by minnows........

 

[JanjaWeed]

Did you see Sanjay Jha being r***d by Arnab tonight on Times Now for trying to argue that MMS should have been given credit by Modi for the mission

I saw that actually. Just goes to show dearth of argument they have to counter the current administration. Any little straw that floats around is not spared by these Congressi jokers. Feel pity for them actually...

 

[Cyberian]

Mubarrak to the people of India.

It is a great, momentous and a brave feat achieved by this nation of more than 1.2 billion people. A worthy achievement that will be remembered by mankind for eons to come.

Well done India and wish you all the best in India's future space exploration missions.


@Horus @Oscar
Brothers, could you please pin this topic in the Indian section.

 

[shashikant]

As Mangalyaan achieves success in its first attempt, pressure builds on it to settle and get married | Faking News
As soon as Mangalyaan started
orbiting Mars this morning after
covering a distance of 670 million
kilometers, pressure has started
building on it to “settle down” by
getting married.

New Delhi. As soon as Mangalyaan
started orbiting Mars this morning
after covering a distance of 670
million kilometers, thus achieving an
envious professional milestone,
pressure has started building on it
to “settle down” by getting married.
Parents from different parts of the
country, when asked for their
reactions on Mangalyaan's
achievement, expressed their
happiness, but quickly added that
the Mars Orbiter should now focus
on personal life.
“Covering 670 million kms is not less
than completing engineering, and
our Mangalyan finished it on time.
That means without any year back,”
Suresh Sharma, a concerned father
of two told Faking News.
“I think it should either go for
higher studies, or if it is happy with
its current job, then it should
marry,” Mr. Sharma said.
“You see, going for a higher studies
could be good for Mangalyan's
career. As of now it's just an orbiter,
but after doing some PG course it
may become a rover,” Mr. Sharma
explained benefits of higher studies.
“But I think he shouldn't take much
professional tension, and get
married now,” he added.
Anuradha Aunty, wife of Mr. Sharma,
even suggested names of some
possible life partners for
Mangalyaan.
“NASA's MAVEN is doing the same
work what Mangalyaan is doing and
is also from a respectable family.
They will make a good couple. But if
Mangalyaan goes for higher studies
and become Mars Rover, then, I
think we can target NASA's Curiosity
Rover,” said Sharma Aunty,
showcasing her expertise in the
matter.
Sharma Aunty predicted that if
Mangalyaan and Curiosity Rover
somehow fell in love with each other
and got married, then it was quite
possible that.... covering a distance of 670 million
kilometers, pressure has started
building on it to “settle down” by
getting married.
Time to enter next phase of life.
by Idiot 420 7 hours ago
Mangalyaan could relocate to Mars
surface without being a Mars Rover.
“All I want that Mangalyaan get
married as soon as possible. Kab tak
akele akele Mars ke chaaro or
ghoomte rahega,” a visibly
concerned Sharma Aunty concluded.
Not just parents, Mangalyaan is
attracting interests of priests too as
he appears to have settled
professionally. Janardhan
Chaturvedi, a celebrity priest who
hosts a separate show of his on a
news channel expressed his
concerns about Mangalyaan being
maanglik.
“There are many eligible satellites
revolving around the Earth. But as
they are not maanglik, we should
avoid them and better look for Mars
centred satellites,” Janardhan
Chaturvedi suggested ISRO.
Meanwhile, a letter has been written
by Hidustan Vivah Manch to Prime
Minister Narendra Modi, urging him
to discuss the prospects of wedding
of Mangalyaan and MAVEN during
his upcoming US visit.
“It is time for India and America to
turn their dosti into rishtedaari,”
commented head of Hidustan Vivah
Manch.

 

[Jlaw]

Congrats to NASA and ESA for the successful deep space Monitor & Control process of the entire mission!

Congrats to the US, the EU and the Rusikies for supplying all key and reliable equipments for the probe and the PSLV rocket used to make the mission possible!

Congrats to the Chinese suppliers for the equipments used in "made-in-India" painting machines and photo-ops cameras.

Congrats to ISRO for the indigenous painting job and countless front-page photo-ops, say "cheeeeeese".

Congrats to ISRO for donating USD 80 million to make every int'l suppliers mentioned involved profitable

(...could have added 10s of 1,000 more toilets in India instead though - a BIG profit loss for the Chinese toilet equipments exporters... )

Watch it friend, they're going to call you butt hurt--even though it is true. NASA provided deep space navigation and communications. Ungrateful indians did not even congrat the other parties involved. They want the glory for themselves.

They have reach euphoric fever but will be shot down back to earth soon enough. I'm surprise no western news mentioned that yet.

 

[Iggy]

Mubarrak to the people of India.

It is a great, momentous and a brave feat achieved by this nation of more than 1.2 billion people. A worthy achievement that will be remembered by mankind for eons to come.

Well done India and wish you all the best in India's future space exploration missions.


@Horus @Oscar
Brothers, could you please pin this topic in the Indian section.

ISRO can help south asian countries to launch satellites at cheap rates compared to other countries..may be peace will be achieved one day and we may work together in this field..

 

[NP-complete]

Precision is what these space missions are about. For a given distance from the planet the satellite/orbiter has to pass with a particular velocity to get caught in an orbit by the planet. Even a tiny change in velocity will cause the orbiter to miss the orbit or crash into the planet. These missions prove the ability to apply classical physics to its fullest extent. A nation that cannot put a satellite around earth cannot be considered an advanced nation. Mastering Newtonian physics is the first step in the scientific advancement of a nation. India had joined the club of advanced nations when it put its first satellite in the orbit. Now it has reaffirmed its position.

 

[Iggy]

Watch it friend, they're going to call you butt hurt--even though it is true. NASA provided deep space navigation and communications. Ungrateful indians did not even congrat the other parties involved. They want the glory for themselves.

They have reach euphoric fever but will be shot down back to earth soon enough. I'm surprise no western news mentioned that yet.

Is there any competition in your country to find out who the bigger idiot is??one after another every moron comes here with stupid arguments..

 

[VCheng]

Congratulations to ISRO and India for such a magnificent scientific achievement!

 

[foxbat]

Is there any competition in your country to find out who the bigger idiot is??one after another every moron comes here with stupid arguments..

 

[nair]

Watch it friend, they're going to call you butt hurt--even though it is true. NASA provided deep space navigation and communications. Ungrateful indians did not even congrat the other parties involved. They want the glory for themselves.

They have reach euphoric fever but will be shot down back to earth soon enough. I'm surprise no western news mentioned that yet.

Ok this was a NASA assisted programme, I am ok if that makes you sleep better.....

Well western media is busy tracking ISIS if you know what it is......