Bihar student receives call from Pakistan to join ISI

[INDIAPOSITIVE]

A college student has allegedly received a phone call from Pakistan asking him to join ISI, police said on Saturday.

Mukesh Kumar filed a written complaint with Bhabua police station of Kaimur district about receiving a call from Pakistan over his mobile phone luring him to join Pakistan's intelligence agency - ISI yesterday, superintendent of police Harpreet Kaur told PTI.

Kumar, who studies in Intermediate (Class 12th) and also works as a part time salesman in a cloth shop, said in his complaint that initially he did not respond to the call.

When the call came for the second time he responded to the caller who offered him handsome cash if he joined the ISI, Kumar said in his complaint filed soon after the call.

He told police that he had refused the offer to the caller.

The Kaimur SP said she had informed the state police headquarter at Patna about the incident for further action with Intelligence Bureau and other agencies.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...Pakistan-to-join-ISI/articleshow/50784680.cms

 

[Spy Master]

Lol...Recruitment via Phone

 

[untitled]

ISI cold calling as headhunters???

 

[Yaduveer]

There is lot of ugly things done by ISI in India.

Even I have recieved call from Pakistan with +92 as ISD code. They are mostly in form of Missed Calls.

They also tell persons about they have won lottery and then lure them to do money laundering.

But Doval knows all and as he promised , there would be tit for tat.

 

[mkb95]

this is just lazy.calling random no. in hopes he like pak enough to work isi .

 

[JonAsad]

There is lot of ugly things done by ISI in India.

Even I have recieved call from Pakistan with +92 as ISD code. They are mostly in form of Missed Calls.

They also tell persons about they have won lottery and then lure them to do money laundering.

But Doval knows all and as he promised , there would be tit for tat.

Yes uncle doval gona open a raw call center to call Pakistanis and prank them to join raw - money laundering and lottery scams -

 

[EAK]

There is lot of ugly things done by ISI in India.

Even I have recieved call from Pakistan with +92 as ISD code. They are mostly in form of Missed Calls.

They also tell persons about they have won lottery and then lure them to do money laundering.

But Doval knows all and as he promised , there would be tit for tat.

Strange country.. people go to new low's for publicity..
LOL.. I wonder when same Times of india report something on india.. they all try to brush it under the carpet calling it haha who beleives TOI they are a joke blah blah blah..

 

[SarthakGanguly]

Random Pakistani calls (PK): "Assalam Walaikum ... I am from the Land of the Pure. You have been chosen as one of our finest mujaheddin. Will you be interested to render your services to the Islamic State?"

Le Indian: "Walaikum Assalam, whoaaa!!!"

PK, "The Ummah is in danger. Muslims are being slaughtered in al Sham and the world sits in silence. We are being attacked blah blah blah judgement day is upon us blah blah blah we will attain shahadah, the Prophet SAW is with us blah blah blah.....

We need motivated volunteers for our effort."

Le Indian, "OK, but what's the package?"

PK cuts the call.
PK mumbles to himself, "Baniya sa** baniya hi rahega".

Disclaimer: This above is a work of fiction and any similar real call would be purely coincidental.

 

[Raftaar]

Random Pakistani calls (PK): "Assalam Walaikum ... I am from the Land of the Pure. You have been chosen as one of our finest mujaheddin. Will you be interested to render your services to the Islamic State?"

Le Indian: "Walaikum Assalam, whoaaa!!!"

PK, "The Ummah is in danger. Muslims are being slaughtered in al Sham and the world sits in silence. We are being attacked blah blah blah judgement day is upon us blah blah blah we will attain shahadah, the Prophet SAW is with us blah blah blah.....

We need motivated volunteers for our effort."

Le Indian, "OK, but what's the package?"

PK cuts the call.
PK mumbles to himself, "Baniya sa** baniya hi rahega".

Disclaimer: This above is a work of fiction and any similar real call would be purely coincidental.

Ha ha ha ..... Man... Was bou to fall from chair..... Sarthak bhai...ultimate tha!!

What ? Aftrr kabootar n gubaara kaand.... Ek aur nayA kaand !

Random Pakistani calls (PK): "Assalam Walaikum ... I am from the Land of the Pure. You have been chosen as one of our finest mujaheddin. Will you be interested to render your services to the Islamic State?"

Le Indian: "Walaikum Assalam, whoaaa!!!"

PK, "The Ummah is in danger. Muslims are being slaughtered in al Sham and the world sits in silence. We are being attacked blah blah blah judgement day is upon us blah blah blah we will attain shahadah, the Prophet SAW is with us blah blah blah.....

We need motivated volunteers for our effort."

Le Indian, "OK, but what's the package?"

PK cuts the call.
PK mumbles to himself, "Baniya sa** baniya hi rahega".

Disclaimer: This above is a work of fiction and any similar real call would be purely coincidental.

U should tag people in ds one... Even pak frds r gonna laugh out !

 

[chhota bheem]

so this is common i guess,i too got one missed call once from +923426273068 ,my phone was on silent mode and i dint see the call.

 

[MadDog]

so this is common i guess,i too got one missed call once from +923426273068 ,my phone was on silent mode and i dint see the call.

U should have called back

 

[chhota bheem]

U should have called back

no bro,i was actually thinking to report it,then thought will wait for another call and if i get another call will report.

 

[SarthakGanguly]

no bro,i was actually thinking to report it,then thought will wait for another call and if i get another call will report.

I got one from Karachi last year. Too bad he had True Caller too.

 

[Srinivas]

Once I got a missed call from Pakistan and I called them back

I also got a missed call this week from Pakistan.

 

[SarthakGanguly]

Regular college/school kids with Bharat bhakti.

ISI/ISIS will never use mobile phones.