Wow, this thread has really elevated the impression of Indian intelligence agencies in my eyes.
If they can f*** with the heads of the many (not all) paranoid-as-hell Bangladeshi friends, many of whom are senior members of PDF, then they are sure as hell doing something right.
Psst, a little nugget for you guys.
I just ran into Sheikh Hasina this morning at the gym- she was wearing a mustache but I saw through her disguise. So i browbeated her into telling me the truth.
The Sheikh Hasina in Bangladesh is really a cyborg planted by SBA (Sc*** Bangadesh Agency), a new Indian secret agency tasked with messing with you guys. She is collecting info and sowing dissent for the day when we invade. She shoots lasers from her eyes. Oh, and she has an Ashok Chakra tattooed on her scalp