A riddle- you can't solve this!

[The Clarifier]

An American, and Indian and a Pakistani were caught for smuggling in Saudi Arabia. The police caught them and they were all charged- the punishment was 100 lashes. They were all locked up in their cells before they got their punishment.

First, it was the american's turn. The jail guard said to him "Oh, it's an American! We like you guys very much so I will give you one wish in context to the punishment". The American agreed and wished for a pillow to be tied to his back while he received the lashes. The pillow only lasted for about 20 lashes and hence he got hurt.

Next, it was the Indian's turn. The jail guard said to him "Ah, it's an Indian! I watch your bollywood movies so I will give you one wish in context to the punishment". The Indian agreed and, by the example of the American, he wished for two pillows instead of one to be tied to his back. The pillows lasted 40 lashes and hence he got hurt.

Finally, it was the Pakistani's turn. The jail guard said to him "Pakistanis are our Muslim brothers! Instead of one wish, I will give you two wishes in context to the punishment". The Pakistani agreed. The guard asked him his first wish, to which he replied "Instead of giving me 100 lashes, give me 200 lashes!!". The guard was amazed. But what was his second wish???

I bet you can't solve this

 

[GUNS-N- ROSES]

An American, and Indian and a Pakistani were caught for smuggling in Saudi Arabia. The police caught them and they were all charged- the punishment was 100 lashes. They were all locked up in their cells before they got their punishment.

First, it was the american's turn. The jail guard said to him "Oh, it's an American! We like you guys very much so I will give you one wish in context to the punishment". The American agreed and wished for a pillow to be tied to his back while he received the lashes. The pillow only lasted for about 20 lashes and hence he got hurt.

Next, it was the Indian's turn. The jail guard said to him "Ah, it's an Indian! I watch your bollywood movies so I will give you one wish in context to the punishment". The Indian agreed and, by the example of the American, he wished for two pillows instead of one to be tied to his back. The pillows lasted 40 lashes and hence he got hurt.

Finally, it was the Pakistani's turn. The jail guard said to him "Pakistanis are our Muslim brothers! Instead of one wish, I will give you two wishes in context to the punishment". The Pakistani agreed. The guard asked him his first wish, to which he replied "Instead of giving me 100 lashes, give me 200 lashes!!". The guard was amazed. But what was his second wish???

I bet you can't solve this

sure buddy i can. as second wish he wanted indian to be tied to his back.

we indians are happy to do that for our pakistani brothers.

 

[Whiplash]

You know if he'd familiarised himself with basic multiplication he could've just asked for 5 pillows

 

[foxbat]

You know if he'd familiarised himself with basic multiplication he could've just asked for 5 pillows

But he was probably happy to be in a homophobic position as long as it meant hurting the Indian

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

An American, and Indian and a Pakistani were caught for smuggling in Saudi Arabia. The police caught them and they were all charged- the punishment was 100 lashes. They were all locked up in their cells before they got their punishment.

First, it was the american's turn. The jail guard said to him "Oh, it's an American! We like you guys very much so I will give you one wish in context to the punishment". The American agreed and wished for a pillow to be tied to his back while he received the lashes. The pillow only lasted for about 20 lashes and hence he got hurt.

Next, it was the Indian's turn. The jail guard said to him "Ah, it's an Indian! I watch your bollywood movies so I will give you one wish in context to the punishment". The Indian agreed and, by the example of the American, he wished for two pillows instead of one to be tied to his back. The pillows lasted 40 lashes and hence he got hurt.

Finally, it was the Pakistani's turn. The jail guard said to him "Pakistanis are our Muslim brothers! Instead of one wish, I will give you two wishes in context to the punishment". The Pakistani agreed. The guard asked him his first wish, to which he replied "Instead of giving me 100 lashes, give me 200 lashes!!". The guard was amazed. But what was his second wish???

I bet you can't solve this

100 with american tied to his back and 100 with Indian tied to his back.

 

[T-Faz]

Factual error.

In reality the American gets away scot free and the two South Asians get their heads chopped off.

 

[Whiplash]

Factual error.

In reality the American gets away scot free and the two South Asians get their heads chopped off.

Haha. And then realising this new 'terror threat' to saudi arabia the USA approves another 2 trillion dollar deal for 7 helicopters and 3 bullet proof jackets.

 

[foxbat]

@T-Faz

I read your deleted post in the Live Posts section. Loved the sense of humor..

 

[Whiplash]

^Lol what was it?

 

[Hyde]

I hope he wasn't asking an indian tie before him (pillows in the middle)

I would say... wear something with made of steel... that will not hurt him but oh yes its a joke so it would be something funny only

 

[Mirza Jatt]

tie them on camel's back and enjoy the race ..this is what they do isnt it ?? lol ( heard thi story long time back,not sure though, may be with kids.)