A Chinese Story :)

[Ra'ad]

@cnleio Is this true??

 

[cnleio]

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@cnleio Is this true??

First it's not today normal Chinese words, it's the ancient Chinese called "文言文/ Classical Chinese" like Old English, it's harder than modern Chinese.

This "Classical Chinese" told a old story：above gave the answer. The story looks more like a tongue-twister wrote by "Classical Chinese". I didn't hear the story yet, but it's a story about a Chinese poet how to eat lion flesh.

BTW each "shi" means different Chinese word, different meaning.

 

[Ra'ad]

Its an amazingly rich language!

 

[djsjs]

於毓、禹俣、俞鹆与尉禺，驭舆鬻竽于渝屿。雨菀，淤庾阈。愈迂，臾逾域。饫蓣芋，预寓。俣燠，觎腴妤浴圉，欲御，妤虞窳誉，俣谀妤。伛妪粥育鹬榆隅，语俣妤裕，聿愉，纡，羽狳，窬宇，吁雩，喻蝓蜮，妤娱，豫欤。渔煜，舁馀萸，遇，欲狱俣。俣郁，谕煜，余圄瘐，揄愚，予鱼玉，瑜钰，熨。昱

all pronounced yu.
modern chinese:
於毓、禹俣、俞鹆与尉禺四兄弟架着车在渝屿这个地方卖竽。天降暴雨，车搁浅在庾阈，一个经常搁浅车辆的地方。四人绕道走，越来越远，忽然就出了地界。大家只好饱餐带着的蓣和芋，寻思着找个地方住下。高大的二兄弟俣到外面烤火，无意中发现了肥美的夫人妤，正在马圈里面洗澡，俣顿起念头，想与之交欢。妤说，我很担心这样做会损害我的声名。于是俣开始谄媚妤，好话说了一大堆。也巧，这镜头被在大榆树脚下喂鹬鸟的佝偻老太太看见了，她走过来，告诉俣，这个女人妤可不穷，她不喜欢钱，那么，你要想成全美事呢，就得想个委婉的办法，穿上狳毛做的怪衣裳，从房檐上爬进去，唱着装神弄鬼的调子，就好比是蝼蛄或者鬼蜮发出的声音，这样呢，妤高兴了，好事就成了。话说无巧不成书，这时渔夫煜回来了，扛着没有插完的剩下的萸，抓个正着，喊着一定要把俣送进监狱伏法。俣大为恐慌，便开始给煜讲道理：“我呢要是进了监狱，关起来了，困病而死，你又有什么好处呢？人家还不得笑话你和我的愚蠢么？咱们还不如私了。”说着，俣便把最珍贵的一块鱼形美玉，是瑜钰，递了过去。事情总算妥了。天朗气清。
who can translate it into English？