8 Things from India that Pakistan must ban Right Now

[Vapnope]

Cant believe such non sense was published by Dawn.
Justin Trudeau, Cold Play, Vin Diesel and Pierce Brosnan are not Indian "Products"
About Mangoes, People shout Alphonso Alphonso but dare comparing Brix level with our Chaunsa..
@The Sandman @Zibago @Horus @Chauvinist @coffee_cup

 

[ManavKalia]

Sarcastic article highlighting this banning nonsense. Enjoyable read.

 

[StandForInsaf]

Since endia is enemy country we don need their actors on our tv ban them sure.

Some tard news groups earn money for aman ka tamasha ignore them.

 

[Zibago]

7) Justin Trudeau
Just look at the way he's dancing, it’s like the beginning of every grand Bollywood number ever! Why you do this, Trudeau? Why you love bhangra?

Banned.

Anyone who randomly busts some bhangra moves (gasp!) ain't no friend of ours


8) Pierce Brosnan
You can't sit with us if your retirement plan involves endorsing pan masalas in India.

We bet Daniel Craig's rethinking life after Bond; it doesn't seem too pretty

http://images.dawn.com/news/1176361/8-things-from-india-that-pakistan-must-ban-right-now-for-realz

Bhangra was invented in present day Sialkot Pakistan so you should ban bhangra as an ISI saajish

And on bans well see for yourself who started it?
http://advanced-television.com/2012/12/06/india-lists-14-banned-pakistan-channels/


December 6, 2012

inShare
The Indian media regulator has listed 24 TV channels which it says are “not conducive” to the country’s security. Fourteen of the channels originate or are supported by Pakistan. Other non-Pakistani channels includes Saudi Arabia’s national channel.

The Pakistani channels are PTV, PTV Home, PTV World, Geo TV, Dawn, Express, Waqat, Q TV, Madni TV, Noor TV, Hadi TV, Aaj, Filmax and STV.

 

[Laozi]

Bhangra was invented in present day Sialkot Pakistan so you should ban bhangra as an ISI saajish

And on bans well see for yourself who started it?

Punbabi is the official language of Indian Punjab .Bhangra is in the blood of Punjabis and all North Indians

I guess you do Bhangra on Urdu Gazals

when Punjabi is not acceptable to Pakistanis then how the hell you can even dream of Bhangra

 

[Chauvinist]

Eat vegies and do a lot of exercise. I pray that you reach the magical 28 inch mark

Haye ... na pocho kitnay paparh belti hun par natija wahi dhaak k teen paaat..

pata nahi lakiron ko inta zyda patla honey ka kya shoq hota hay.idhar hum kha kha kay mar agye hain waist majal hay jo 29 say opper chali jaye

Or idhar aik hum hain.... bus soongh b lain to koi 4 kg weight barh jata.. mje ap Jeson se shadeed jealousy hai

@Vapnope when you are under control of someone . You can even publish a shit.

 

[tarrar]

Bhartis are useless as f**k. Don't know why they are allowed to post useless sh!t & waste peoples time.

 

[Zibago]

Punbabi is the official language of Indian Punjab .Bhangra is in the blood of Punjabis and all North Indians

I guess you do Bhangra on Urdu Gazals

when Punjabi is not acceptable to Pakistanis then how the hell you can even dream of Bhangra

Kaka chawlaan na maar
On every family or political celebration bhangra on punjabi songs or just on dhol is common and who told you Punjabi is not acceptable to Pakistanis?
And on songs well we know which country has better Punjabi singers

Ofcourse this is the land of Heer Ranjha and Sohni Mahiwal
Kaka ithey hi heer likhi gayi taan ithey i Saif al Malook

Even political anthems are in Punjabi i dont kniw which idiot told you Punjabi is not acceptable to Pakistanis

 

[Baba Google]

Punbabi is the official language of Indian Punjab .Bhangra is in the blood of Punjabis and all North Indians

I guess you do Bhangra on Urdu Gazals

when Punjabi is not acceptable to Pakistanis then how the hell you can even dream of Bhangra

wah wah konsa indian punjab bhai? Punjab means Panj Aaab = Paanch Dariya = 5 Rivers. Indian Punjab main kahan hain 5 dariya, waisay, koi dasayga? chal chad pareshan na hoo, lassi peee

 

[PAKISTANFOREVER]

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The high road is for suckers. Know what's the best way to deal with conflict? Retaliation!

First India banned our actors, then our drama serials; what's next? We need to show them who's boss.

This means that anything remotely Indian must go. Let's start with these eight:

1) Abs, especially Ranveer Singh's
We can't tell you how many Pakistani women have been disarmed by Ranveer Singh's abs.

Or how many people have been immobilised by Katrina Kaif's bod.

Surely this is a ploy to weaken us. Ban abs!

Abs are decidedly Indian. Ban them.


2) Vin Diesel
He was adorably fast and furious before he signed on to star in xXx: Return of Xander Cage with Deepika Padukone.

But now, with all that steamy cosying up, he's got Deepika cooties for sure. And Deepika is Indian, after all.

We declare Vin to be Indian by association.

So what if he's got a bod to die for? No more Vin! No more Vin!

Why Deepika, Vin? WHY?


FYI: The jury's still out on Dwayne Johnson.

We can smell what The Rock is cooking... and it smells like Bollywood


3) Coldplay
The band had no problem appropriating Indian culture and offering bit partsto Sonam Kapoor.

But they don't come to Pakistan to shoot music videos on roofs and cash in on our slums. WHY? Discrimination. Ban them!

We're not going to let them gora the explorer on our turf!


4) Mangoes
This Katrina is a big troublemaker. First the abs, then she gets up close and personal with a mango in this ad campaign.

Sorry Aamir Liaquat, we know this is the ultimate sacrifice, but anything licked by an Indian has to go.

BAN MANGOES!

That's being said, let's all lovingly look at Pakistan the way Katrina looks at this mango


5) Excessive gesticulation
Pfft, being too animated is for traitors. Aggressive arm movements are not for us.

And we thought SRK was bad, what with Modi's signature moves and all...


Aim to be a potato instead.

Here is a totally unrelated picture of our Prime Minister.

6) Weight loss
Let Adnan Sami be the prime example of how treacherous weight loss can be.

Because along with excess fat, you apparently also end up losing any loyalty you had for your country. These darn "diets" (wink wink) have got to go!

No weight loss, no abs, no treason. It all makes sense.

Let's go back to the left, to left.



http://images.dawn.com/news/1176361/8-things-from-india-that-pakistan-must-ban-right-now-for-realz

Very funny. But here's the real reason why indians hate Pakistanis:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm

Great !!!

10. Ban Urdu

Not one of their provinces people speak Urdu which is their national language. Pakistani should officially declare themselves ARABS. And replace Urdu with Arabic. It will solve all their identity crisis.

Identity crisis??????..........Pakistani men are "Real men" Wheras indians have a problem in "measuring up" to be "Real men":

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm

 

[Laozi]

Kaka chawlaan na maar
On every family or political celebration bhangra on punjabi songs or just on dhol is common and who told you Punjabi is not acceptable to Pakistanis?
And on songs well we know which country has better Punjabi singers

Okay send me the link of any Punjabi newspaper or Punjabi TV Channel in Pakistan.

wah wah konsa indian punjab bhai? Punjab means Panj Aaab = Paanch Dariya = 5 Rivers. Indian Punjab main kahan hain 5 dariya, waisay, koi dasayga? chal chad pareshan na hoo, lassi peee

Kaka ji pareshan hovo tussi.

Punjab di Ravi Satluj te Beas hai saade kol, te Jhelum Neelum ( Chenab) da appa paani kar daange band

te tussi nachde rehna lassi pee pee kar

Identity crisis??????..........Pakistani men are "Real men" Wheras indians have a problem in "measuring up" to be "Real men":

Try these lines on your all weather friends

 

[bananarepublic]

7) Justin Trudeau
Just look at the way he's dancing, it’s like the beginning of every grand Bollywood number ever! Why you do this, Trudeau? Why you love bhangra?

Banned.

Anyone who randomly busts some bhangra moves (gasp!) ain't no friend of ours

HEY no banning justin trudeau he is a man i truly respect..

 

[PAKISTANFOREVER]

Okay send me the link of any Punjabi newspaper or Punjabi TV Channel in Pakistan.



Kaka ji pareshan hovo tussi.

Punjab di Ravi Satluj te Beas hai saade kol, te Jhelum Neelum ( Chenab) da appa paani kar daange band

te tussi nachde rehna lassi pee pee kar



Try these lines on your all weather friends

indians men have "little ones" compared to non-indian men. That is a fact. So spare us your dribble and rubbish.

 

[duhastmish]

indians men have "little ones" compared to non-indian men. That is a fact. So spare us your dribble and rubbish.

You must be having lots of experience? For Indian and non Indian.

 

[Baba Google]

Kaka ji pareshan hovo tussi.

Punjab di Ravi Satluj te Beas hai saade kol, te Jhelum Neelum ( Chenab) da appa paani kar daange band

te tussi nachde rehna lassi pee pee kar

haha dil tey na ley lassi pee lassi thanda hoo tey paani band kareinga? edaa tu john cena dekho khawab kon rokda thinking about a crime is not a crime.