8 Things from India that Pakistan must ban Right Now

[Hakikat ve Hikmet]

These sold out Iblis proxies are the worst. Turkey dealt with them very harshly but only was possible after IMF was kicked out. I have full confidence in Pak folks. They are intelligent enough to figure out any fillthy game plans. At the least these proxies may be given an advanced notice that time is fast running out for them...

 

[Zibago]

i knew it's gonna be dawn or tribune chawal hii mari hai author ne what a chu........

I know
Ban acha hay inko roney do

Ban Katrina.. even her posters must be wiped off..
Shadeed qisam ka complex hota hai is ki 28" ki kmar daikh k.

Ap Sabeeka ko daikhlo us ki kamar to ziyada hay par wo pyari bhi ziyada hay

 

[My-Analogous]

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The high road is for suckers. Know what's the best way to deal with conflict? Retaliation!

First India banned our actors, then our drama serials; what's next? We need to show them who's boss.

This means that anything remotely Indian must go. Let's start with these eight:

1) Abs, especially Ranveer Singh's
We can't tell you how many Pakistani women have been disarmed by Ranveer Singh's abs.

Or how many people have been immobilised by Katrina Kaif's bod.

Surely this is a ploy to weaken us. Ban abs!

Abs are decidedly Indian. Ban them.


2) Vin Diesel
He was adorably fast and furious before he signed on to star in xXx: Return of Xander Cage with Deepika Padukone.

But now, with all that steamy cosying up, he's got Deepika cooties for sure. And Deepika is Indian, after all.

We declare Vin to be Indian by association.

So what if he's got a bod to die for? No more Vin! No more Vin!

Why Deepika, Vin? WHY?


FYI: The jury's still out on Dwayne Johnson.

We can smell what The Rock is cooking... and it smells like Bollywood


3) Coldplay
The band had no problem appropriating Indian culture and offering bit partsto Sonam Kapoor.

But they don't come to Pakistan to shoot music videos on roofs and cash in on our slums. WHY? Discrimination. Ban them!

We're not going to let them gora the explorer on our turf!


4) Mangoes
This Katrina is a big troublemaker. First the abs, then she gets up close and personal with a mango in this ad campaign.

Sorry Aamir Liaquat, we know this is the ultimate sacrifice, but anything licked by an Indian has to go.

BAN MANGOES!

That's being said, let's all lovingly look at Pakistan the way Katrina looks at this mango


5) Excessive gesticulation
Pfft, being too animated is for traitors. Aggressive arm movements are not for us.

And we thought SRK was bad, what with Modi's signature moves and all...


Aim to be a potato instead.

Here is a totally unrelated picture of our Prime Minister.

6) Weight loss
Let Adnan Sami be the prime example of how treacherous weight loss can be.

Because along with excess fat, you apparently also end up losing any loyalty you had for your country. These darn "diets" (wink wink) have got to go!

No weight loss, no abs, no treason. It all makes sense.

Let's go back to the left, to left.



http://images.dawn.com/news/1176361/8-things-from-india-that-pakistan-must-ban-right-now-for-realz

First come first. We must put banned on you, because you are one side story teller

 

[Laozi]

First come first. We must put banned on you, because you are one side story teller

I am, to Muh mein ram ram baghal mein chhuri

Abb meri zindagi to sirf mods ke haath mein hai

 

[Gandhi G in da house]

7) Justin Trudeau
Just look at the way he's dancing, it’s like the beginning of every grand Bollywood number ever! Why you do this, Trudeau? Why you love bhangra?

Banned.

Anyone who randomly busts some bhangra moves (gasp!) ain't no friend of ours


8) Pierce Brosnan
You can't sit with us if your retirement plan involves endorsing pan masalas in India.

We bet Daniel Craig's rethinking life after Bond; it doesn't seem too pretty

http://images.dawn.com/news/1176361/8-things-from-india-that-pakistan-must-ban-right-now-for-realz

Ban Ki Moon also.

 

[My-Analogous]

I am, to Muh mein ram ram baghal mein chhuri

Abb meri zindagi to sirf mods ke haath mein hai

Good to see you pick my joke

 

[xyxmt]

With this logic Pakistan must ban shitting and pissing because both these actions are regarded as cultural/religious evens in India

 

[Zibago]

Great !!!

10. Ban Urdu

Not one of their provinces people speak Urdu which is their national language. Pakistani should officially declare themselves ABABS. And replace Urdu with Arabic. It will solve all their identity crisis.

Ababs what the hell are those?

 

[SarthakGanguly]

Full support.

 

[Zibago]

pata nahi lakiron ko inta zyda patla honey ka kya shoq hota hay.idhar hum kha kha kay mar agye hain waist majal hay jo 29 say opper chali jaye

29 waist lagta hay ap Angelina Jolie sey impressed hain

 

[Siddharth Sharma]

Accept criticism pak brothers,only this will help you to roll out a better version of yours....banning anything is not an option

 

[vishalkamble]

trying to open defence.pk on home wifi and reliance network it says its blocked by the government.

 

[Zibago]

Full support.

Me too the less the media shows Indian content the more they show Pakistani content especially Mehwish Hayat related content (っ´▽`)っ ♥

Accept criticism pak brothers,only this will help you to roll out a better version of yours....banning anything is not an option

Hmm i wonder why a certain govt banned Pakistani channels way back in 2008

 

[Laozi]

Ababs what the hell are those?

Thanks for pointing it out. Its edited

 

[Hell hound]

29 waist lagta hay ap Angelina Jolie sey impressed hain

main to nahi par mera metabolism zaror lagat hay.