13 Manhoos Moments Every Desi Has To Survive At Least Once!!

[Farah Sohail]

hahhaha yeah so true "saari zindagi tum logon ko sikhaya hai...log deykheiyn gey to ilzaam maa ko deyn ge k aulaad ko sahih se nhi paala " ..... and emotional blackmailing continues.....

Lollll... So truueee...

Ab tu main kehti hun...ke ammi aap mere room main aati hain...aap ko kahan kahan se cheezein nazar aajati hain? Apni taraf se main room theek karti hun... Ammi aatay hi.... Yeh dekhye... Ye yahan kiun para hai? Ye cheez kiun pheli hui hai? Ye aap ko naza nahi aaya? Main kehti hun...ammi aap ki fauran nazar us taraf hi kiun jati hai..jo jagah par na ho? Jo main theek karti hun...woh aap dekhti nahi.... Aur jo cheez ammi ko nazar aati hai..eoh koi choti si cheez hoti hai.... Lolll.

 

[Hareeb]

Well you forgot the imp one: When a guy takes his mom or any female friend to shopping, she would make a list of things well before the shopping day, and on shopping, she will roam the whole market but will never ever purchase the listed stuff and come back buying some random stuff after several hours effort. This is the most irritating moment a desi guy usually goes through.

 

[Hell hound]

9. THAT KISSING SCENE SITUATION!

hated that awkward situation.or meri kismat to itni kharab thi kay tv kaya apney laptop pay bhi kuch dekh rahey ho ya video game khel rahey ho to asay scene siraf tab hi aney hotey thay jab ammi ya abu kamrey main enter hotey thay.(one tharki confession games main to khas tap charti thi kyu kay ek hi scene hota tha or who skip karney kay bad wapis bhi nahi a sakta tha so pori game restart karni parti thi. ahh the teenage brian high on hormones )

 

[liall]

hated that awkward situation.or meri kismat to itni kharab thi kay tv kaya apney laptop pay bhi kuch dekh rahey ho ya video game khel rahey ho to asay scene siraf tab hi aney hotey thay jab ammi ya abu kamrey main enter hotey thay.

What about the time when you are playing online video games with headphones on and shouting abuses on the top of your voice. Sister is standing right there and hears all that.

 

[Morse_Code]

Lollll... So truueee...

Ab tu main kehti hun...ke ammi aap mere room main aati hain...aap ko kahan kahan se cheezein nazar aajati hain? Apni taraf se main room theek karti hun... Ammi aatay hi.... Yeh dekhye... Ye yahan kiun para hai? Ye cheez kiun pheli hui hai? Ye aap ko naza nahi aaya? Main kehti hun...ammi aap ki fauran nazar us taraf hi kiun jati hai..jo jagah par na ho? Jo main theek karti hun...woh aap dekhti nahi.... Aur jo cheez ammi ko nazar aati hai..eoh koi choti si cheez hoti hai.... Lolll.

hum se glass tootay "dhiyaan kahan hta hai tum logon ka???" mama se tootay "koi baat nhi glass to hai.... khud hi choot gya/ghlty se ho gya "

 

[Hell hound]

What about the time when you are playing online video games with headphones on and shouting abuses on the top of your voice. Sister is standing right there and hears all that.

 

[liall]

5 minutes later. "Mummy aapko pata hai yea kitni gandi galiyaan deta hai? "

 

[Hell hound]

What about the time when you are playing online video games with headphones on and shouting abuses on the top of your voice. Sister is standing right there and hears all that.

my father once heard that vulgar chat between me and my team mates we were abusing each other while i was unaware that he is standing right behind me

 

[liall]

my father once heard that vulgar chat between me and my team mates we were abusing each other while i was unaware that he is standing right behind me

I am glad for that kind of situation. Now everybody knows I abuse a lot and dont have to hide much

 

[Hell hound]

I am glad for that kind of situation. Now everybody knows I abuse a lot and dont have to hide much

na mate i am punjabi so these kind of things are norm here.we don't use foul language in house but everyone knows that guys use it with their friends. gali is used as a token of affection here the more one abuses you more he loves you

 

[Nilgiri]

1. THE MOST IRRITATING THING EVER!

2. WHEN TESTED TO THE LIMIT

3. THE TEST OF MEMORY!

4. UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT

5. THE BIGGEST QUEST!

6. WHEN GUESTS COME OVER!

7. DESI AUNTIES HAVE THEIR OWN EXPERTISE!

8. TEST OF PATIENCE

Didn't turn stove off like asked happened quite a few times for me

 

[Mentee]

Nothing in the list is so jinxed when compared with boiling the milk task.

Hell I feel embarrassed when once in a while mom asks me to keep an eye on the milk being boiled so it does not boil over onto the stove , coz she's busy at the moment.

G Ami dhean rkha hoa hain kitchen m he ho

within a minute me back to

And then shortly after a period of 5 minutes

Dang!!!!!!!!

 

[Farah Sohail]

hum se glass tootay "dhiyaan kahan hta hai tum logon ka???" mama se tootay "koi baat nhi glass to hai.... khud hi choot gya/ghlty se ho gya "

Lolll.... So trueee. ...

 

[Kambojaric]

Lol these are spot on