Here’s What All Desi Parents Think About The Latest Technology

[Zibago]

Here’s What All Desi Parents Think About The Latest Technology

MangoBaaz Studio
December 23, 2016
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Ammis and Abbus are sometimes known for their strictness but deep down they’re the most innocent and simplest of people at heart. And at times they can be just so darn cute, especially when it comes to technology. These are some of the reactions they have to different social apps like Snapchat, Line, Facebook and what not.

They get angry about your eyes being on your phone and not on the ground

Source: Buzzfeed
For them, Snapchat filters are absolutely haraam
When you apply different Snapchat filters to your face, you and your friends laugh your heads off but when you decide to show those same filters to your parents, they freak out seeing you as a dog, a cow, or sometimes even a monkey. You go in expecting laughter but end up with a lecture on how you’ll burn Jahannum for doing this to your face.

Source: YouTube

Me: Ami look at me, I’m a dog

Ami: Astaghfirullah, sakht gunnah hai shaklon ko bigaarna. Aisi hi ho jaye gi beta. Ye tarbiyat di thi mene? K apne aap ko kutta bana lo?


If you’re getting a late-night call, it ALWAYS has to be from your girlfriend/boyfriend

Kiss maa se baat kar rahe ho itni late?

Facebook is dangerous
Them: Beta please Facebook use karna band kardou, kissi din koi kidnap karle ga

Me:

Smiling emojis on messaging apps like Line = You’re dating them
Me *send a message in friends group chat and smiles*

 

[Zibago]

Parents: Ye jo itna muskura rahe ho, konsa haraami pan hai jo chupa rahe ho.

Smiling at your phone only means one thing to them: you’re dating someone.

They link your phone usage to your impending blindness

Aik din andhi ho jao gi itna phone user kar kar ke

Phones are the cause of ALL of the world’s problems

Inn phones ne na sirf iss generation ko, balkay puri dunya ko tabah kardia hai.

They think putting up pictures of you dining with friends will lead to burri nazar
Bemaar hogaye ho, kaha tha na itna Facebook na use kia karo, nazar lag gai hai.

Source: wowreads
Check-ins and Snapchat is all about dikhaawa

Beta dikhaawa karna achi baat nahi, kyun jhootay check-ins lagaate ho.

Beta na lagao khaanay ki snapchat, koi bhooka bhi ho sakta hai.

Them sweet parents, they overthink and say the cutest things. What do your parents say about technology?
http://www.mangobaaz.com/thoughts-all-desi-parents-have-about-technology/
My mom
keriyan mawaan ney jeriyan chowi kentey nahi sondiyan :-/
@Hell hound @Moonlight @The Sandman

 

[Magi Brahmin]

Lol Pakistanisare not even desi people. Stop trying to associate with us.

 

[Zibago]

Lol Pakistanisare not even desi people. Stop trying to associate with us.

chawlaan na maar nus ithoan

 

[Magi Brahmin]

chawlaan na maar nus ithoan

I don't speak retard.

Only

Indians, Nepalis and Lankans are Desi's,

 

[Sam.]

chawlaan na maar nus ithoan

Lol that guy has problems.

I don't speak retard.

Only

Indians, Nepalis and Lankans are Desi's,

I see you deliberately left Two Muslims nation.Hate is strong with you.

 

[Magi Brahmin]

Pakistanis are too different from Desi's.both racially and culturally.

Lol that guy has problems.



I see you deliberately left Two Muslims nation.Hate is strong with you.

You can pick their backdoor as long as you want, just don't say anything about me or quote me.

 

[Sam.]

Pakistanis are too different from Desi's.both racially and culturally.


You can pick their backdoor as long as you want, just don't say anything about me or quote me.

70% Pakistanis are Punjabi, they neither look different from us or neither their culture is different.

Tuu apne bare Mai bol , India is too big to be paint as one culture.

 

[Flynn Swagmire]

I don't speak retard.

Only

Indians, Nepalis and Lankans are Desi's,

LOL.

Anyway, what about Bangladesh? There is a "Desh" after Bangla...

 

[Magi Brahmin]

70% Pakistanis are Punjabi, they neither ak different from us or neither their culture is different.

Tuu apne bare Mai bol , India is too big to be paint as one culture.

Tu apde Punjab ke vaare me bol me desh ke bare me bol raha hoon, and no **** Punjabis look different from indian ones. They are fair skinned with visible mixed ancestry.

 

[Sam.]

Tu apde Punjab ke vaare me bol me desh ke bare me bol raha hoon, and no **** Punjabis look different from indian ones. They are fair skinned with visible mixed ancestry.

I agree and it applies on Pakistani Punjabis too.
Only pashtun are different in my knowledge.

 

[The Sandman]

Kiss maa se baat kar rahe ho itni late?

Seriously man i thought i was the only one LOL
btw wth is going on here why ppl are fighting on this thread too???