Salman Khan to visit Pakistan

[angeldust]

We're not releasing the indian terrorist... He will rot in jail

Actually - I've got an Idea, stop Salman from going back to India after his trip to Pakistan, then ask India for $50 billion for giving him back... If India don't give it put him in jail with Sarab-whatever, his best friend.. Salman Khan can come out when he's atleast 89

Kya bol rahe ho yaar? Mand buddhi hai kya tumhari?

Woh aur Director dono bharatiya musalman hain. Tumhare paas dosti ka haath lekar aa rahe hain, aur yeh bataane ki hamare musalman hamare yahaan khush aur tandurust hain. Aap fikr naa karein unka. Bas apna ghar sambhalein aur doston ki tarh jiyein aur jeene dein.

 

[Don Jaguar]

Well, as a guest you are welcome.

 

[Rusty]

I just hope he doesn't get drunk and kill a family on the street.
Other then that, hes welcome.

 

[The bridge]

I just hope he doesn't get drunk and kill a family on the street.
Other then that, hes welcome.

No, he is a muslim and like all pakistani muslims he does not drink.

 

[Rusty]

No, he is a muslim and like all pakistani muslims he does not drink.

Yes he does, he even killed a family while drunk driving.
Is this not true?

 

[45'22']

Yes he does, he even killed a family while drunk driving.
Is this not true?

I guess u missed the sarcasm

 

[angeldust]

Cmon Rusty. Stop being a mullah and passing fatwas against who is a muslim and who is not. Especially do not pass them on our muslims at least.

 

[OrionHunter]

who knows RAW is sending them for spying...?

Are you trying to be humorous or plain nutty?

 

[The bridge]

Yes he does, he even killed a family while drunk driving.
Is this not true?

If he does, he is not a muslim then. Got the point this time!

 

[Cherokee]

Yes he does, he even killed a family while drunk driving.
Is this not true?

Thats True . He also killed an endangered Black Buck in Rajasthan . Recently one of his brother's Car was also held in a fiasco in which one women was crushed . Good thing is it was fault of driver not his brother .

 

[Icewolf]

Kya bol rahe ho yaar? Mand buddhi hai kya tumhari?

Woh aur Director dono bharatiya musalman hain. Tumhare paas dosti ka haath lekar aa rahe hain, aur yeh bataane ki hamare musalman hamare yahaan khush aur tandurust hain. Aap fikr naa karein unka. Bas apna ghar sambhalein aur doston ki tarh jiyein aur jeene dein.

No, they have come here for release of Sarabjeet Singh, not for friendship, you know that.

Besides, he's not Muslim, he even does Hindu rituals in movies - like seriously?

No, he is a muslim and like all pakistani muslims he does not drink.

So you think he is Pakistani Muslim? Shows treatment of Muslims in India..

 

[45'22']

No, they have come here for release of Sarabjeet Singh, not for friendship, you know that.

Besides, he's not Muslim, he even does Hindu rituals in movies - like seriously?



So you think he is Pakistani Muslim? Shows treatment of Muslims in India..

toh agar ek hindu actor ek muslim ka role karega toh woh hindu nahi hai kya
kaun sa century main ji rahe ho

 

[Cherokee]

No, they have come here for release of Sarabjeet Singh, not for friendship, you know that.

Besides, he's not Muslim, he even does Hindu rituals in movies - like seriously?



So you think he is Pakistani Muslim? Shows treatment of Muslims in India..

You are The only Momin . Apart from you Every body is Non-muslim. After all Allah has appointed you to judge who is muslim who isn't . or maybe a Mullah in your Locality Appointed you a Cyber-Mullah to Judge Other muslims and Decide whether they are muslims or not . Good Going

 

[The bridge]

No, they have come here for release of Sarabjeet Singh, not for friendship, you know that.

Besides, he's not Muslim, he even does Hindu rituals in movies - like seriously?



So you think he is Pakistani Muslim? Shows treatment of Muslims in India..

WTF! do your actors die for real in Pakistani movies? Where are you from? FATA?

 

[Rusty]

Cmon Rusty. Stop being a mullah and passing fatwas against who is a muslim and who is not. Especially do not pass them on our muslims at least.

So I guess being against drinking and driving and murder is now being a Mullah
Amazing Internet Hindu logic