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Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.

If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"

Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

Rajinikanth can divide by zero.

Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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people who make fun of him havent seen all his movies, yes in recent movies he is showing over heroism for his age but his past movies from late 1970s to early 2000s where gems ................. north indians make fun of him but can they create such an actor with such a wide fan base ............ rajini and kamal hassan are greatest actors india has ever produced does anyoone dare challenge this claim of mine ..........
 
people who make fun of him havent seen all his movies, yes in recent movies he is showing over heroism for his age but his past movies from late 1970s to early 2000s where gems ................. north indians make fun of him but can they create such an actor with such a wide fan base ............ rajini and kamal hassan are greatest actors india has ever produced does anyoone dare challenge this claim of mine ..........

One his best song ever , I think language is not a barrier for this song.

 
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people who make fun of him havent seen all his movies, yes in recent movies he is showing over heroism for his age but his past movies from late 1970s to early 2000s where gems ................. north indians make fun of him but can they create such an actor with such a wide fan base ............ rajini and kamal hassan are greatest actors india has ever produced does anyoone dare challenge this claim of mine ..........

Dil pe na le yaar ... jokes hi to hain..:enjoy:
 

Rajini Song By USA Fans
 
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