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https://www.standard.co.uk/news/wor...much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html

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A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.

The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army.

A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.


Authorities also think the constant use of smartphones and drinking water with too high a mineral content are to blame.

In one city, 56.9 per cent of potential recruits were rejected after failing fitness tests. One in five was simply deemed too fat.

The report claimed 8 per cent of male candidates suffered from enlarged testicular veins. “This is related to sitting too long on computer games, excessive masturbation and too little physical activity,” it said.


Some 46 per cent were rejected for failing the vision test, with the excessive use of electronic gadgets such as smartphones and tablets blamed.

The newspaper report added that the number of additives in junk food and fizzy drinks, as well as high mineral content in water, was damaging candidates’ livers and gallbladders."
 
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" The report claimed 8 per cent of male candidates suffered from enlarged testicular veins. “This is related to sitting too long on computer games, excessive masturbation and too little physical activity,” it said.
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:lol: ............... :lol: .............:lol:

Now we understand all these 50 cent posters in pdf :lol:
 
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WOW, Incrediable Indian. The undernourished are worrying about those full people. Quite funny.
So you nation can only post those kind of junks to cover up your self-contempt. :tdown::rofl:
Don't be shit, be decent human-being please.
 
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Side effects of being a richer nation. You start getting fat.
 
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In Imperial times, Chinese were addicted to opium and their entire youth was destroyed. In modern times, it seems likes of McDonald is doing the same stuff. Meanwhile, McDonald is closing 169 outlets in India due to being marginalised. These Chinese are basically pathetic joke of a community, their own one child policy and shitty ways of life will put them under water.

WOW, Incrediable Indian. The undernourished are worrying about those full people. Quite funny.
So you nation can only post those kind of junks to cover up your self-contempt. :tdown::rofl:
Don't be shit, be decent human-being please.
Actually, undernourshied is better than being a fat **** who cann't do even a single pushup.

Even black and Indian men can find girlfriends (multiple at that) in China, why can't Chinese
You know, their maths don't add up. They advertise 5 but most of the time it is a generous 2. And they know it well, so.... their confidence tanks.

WOW, Incrediable Indian. The undernourished are worrying about those full people. Quite funny.
So you nation can only post those kind of junks to cover up your self-contempt. :tdown::rofl:
Don't be shit, be decent human-being please.
Keep your hands off your keyboard and wash it before you use it again. You are stinking the entire thread. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I always though there is some over-compensation in Chinese warnings and aggressiveness. I guess I was not too far off the mark.
You see, their sex ratio is fucked up -- no kidding! They have the worst possible stereotype.
So thats what it leads to ...

'So Ronrey' and 'Forever Alone'

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This is going to be the new Chinese flag.
 
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even the well respected Times is reporting this...China what's wrong? Even black and Indian men can find girlfriends (multiple at that) in China, why can't Chinese ..why do they have to resort to excessive Pr0n and masturbation?...Learn Game and not Video Game...

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...d-to-join-the-army-state-media-says-z9xk6sc62

Are you discriminating against your own kind? What do you mean "even"? And Google " leftover" women and get a better idea of what's really going on in China.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/wor...much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html

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A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.

The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army.

A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.


Authorities also think the constant use of smartphones and drinking water with too high a mineral content are to blame.

In one city, 56.9 per cent of potential recruits were rejected after failing fitness tests. One in five was simply deemed too fat.

The report claimed 8 per cent of male candidates suffered from enlarged testicular veins. “This is related to sitting too long on computer games, excessive masturbation and too little physical activity,” it said.


Some 46 per cent were rejected for failing the vision test, with the excessive use of electronic gadgets such as smartphones and tablets blamed.

The newspaper report added that the number of additives in junk food and fizzy drinks, as well as high mineral content in water, was damaging candidates’ livers and gallbladders."

How come China has so many world champions dominating many Olympic events and India got none?
 
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Pr0n is a big problem in China...Chinese are training hard for the war by getting addicted to Counterstrike
Are you discriminating against your own kind? What do you mean "even"? And Google " leftover" women and get a better idea of what's really going on in China.



How come China has so many world champions dominating many Olympic events and India got none?

God and Common Human Consensus has said that a man can choose a wife from any race if he can woo her...I am married to a German woman..I never felt the need to limit my choice
Indian and Black men are very happy and settling down with agreeable women in China and are very thankful to the hospitality that Chinese families, in-laws are providing them...Thank you from the bottom of our hearts...even I was close to this a decade back, before learning that that Qingdao Beauty was ready to leave her Government Translator husband for me...But I took pity , even video-chatted with the Husband (had superb English skills) and drew the line where ethics and morality is concerned and advised her to go back to her husband..Anyways My observation has been Chinese are very welcoming if you want to establish marital relationships with them..Thank you for your awesome kindness and hospitality


@beijingwalker By "even" I mean Indians and Blacks have no problem wooing,seducing Chinese women eventhough the odds are stacked against them..They tend to carry a bit of negative image in countries like China because of their romantic/sexual aggression and for the fact that they hail from countries that are nowhere near as clean as Japan or the West...Japanese men and Western men have an advantage over Black and Indian men when it comes to marrying and settling down with Chinese women..But still Black and Indian men give them tough competition and outdo them
 
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How come China has so many world champions dominating many Olympic events and India got none?
Motivation is the key. India and Pakistan are extremely motivated when it comes to cricket. And both the countries excel in cricket. I dare Chinese to form a cricket team and defeat us there.

For majority of Indians and Pakistani too the olympic kind of sports is not exactly interesting -- hence there is not much ad money in that. So.... we don't allocate funds in it, even though we have a lot of great talent -- by sheer population.

Wait... update.

China did try and were roundly thrashed by Saudi Arabia in Cricket.

http://www.indiatimes.com/sports/ch...-for-just-28-runs-by-saudi-arabia-276253.html
 
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Motivation is the key. India and Pakistan are extremely motivated when it comes to cricket. And both the countries excel in cricket. I dare Chinese to form a cricket team and defeat us there.

For majority of Indians and Pakistani too the olympic kind of sports is not exactly interesting -- hence there is not much ad money in that. So.... we don't allocate funds in it, even though we have a lot of great talent -- by sheer population.

Wait... update.

China did try and were roundly thrashed by Saudi Arabia.

http://www.indiatimes.com/sports/ch...-for-just-28-runs-by-saudi-arabia-276253.html
Small countries may be good at just a few sports due to the size of their population, but India? Indians never cease to amazed the world.
 
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