Will not allow gay sex in Indian Army, says Bipin Rawat

[xyxmt]

every Indian soldier will have an ankle mounted gaydar which will beep in case a penetration is tried.

I suggest following beep patterns in order to use this Gaydar properly

Two soldiers get closer than 1 foot ..... Beep
Skin touches ................................... Beep Beep
Kiss ................................................ Beep Beep Beep
hands on Bum................................... Beep, Beep .......Beep, Beep .........Beep, Beep
Penetration Effort............................... mardi, mardi.....mardi, mardi
All soldier in 200 meter radius should run towards the location to stop Gay sex.

 

[maximuswarrior]

If this was Pakistan, the whole Western media would be screaming on the top of their lungs saying "this is a human rights violation! stop oppressing gays! Moslems are terrible people!"

They won't even report this. Give India a free pass and let it concentrate on containing China.

 

[Flash_Ninja]

in India you are encouraged to bang other officer's wives, but apparently doing it with another man is too far

It will be hilarious to see how this plays out, what a moron