Who will get married first in 2017???

[Tps43]

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@Mentee @war&peace @tps77

Nightmare For Pakistan

 

[H!TchHiker]

Lol .

With whom ? Ashraf ghani ?

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@Mentee @war&peace @tps77

Perfect couple

 

[friendly_troll96]

Motiiiiiii???
Like how??? :|

like this:

 

[Well.wisher]

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@Mentee @war&peace @tps77

Chai wala with haseena atom bomb .

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[friendly_troll96]

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@Mentee @war&peace @tps77

sharma yoon rahi hai jese is ne tuo kabhi moonh meetha kiya e nhi

 

[Darth Vader]

Me. Mid April
InshAllah

 

[Mentee]

Hehehe
Despite being more than 60 he has a huge female fan following.
You're jealous.

Jealous and me Jalta hain meray boots on ground

I don't wear a choori Dar pajama in the first place so why would i ? and it isn't just all about fan following , begum nvazish got more following than modi could ever imagine in his sanghi dreams Btw I.khan is 63

Lol .

With whom ? Ashraf ghani ?

Kaysi kysi cheezay'n seekh li hain? Ghr sy bahir Jana Bnd

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@Mentee @war&peace @tps77

Rab NY BNA di jori aik modi ty ik

 

[Well.wisher]

Kaysi kysi cheezay'n seekh li hain? Ghr sy bahir Jana Bnd

SARI dunia waaqif ha in dono k ishq ki kahani se.
You blaming me ?

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Who knows. May be

Nobody became sane after marriage homie... u become domesticated.

lol i get called bayzaoq a lot... kinda same thing.
maharaja ya kuch b... aven sa dikh ra hai.
even @Zibago looks smarter than your maharaja

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yup. that's junaid jamshed.

2019 me to m bhi kurbani ke liye tyaar ho jaunga.

How old are u guys?

You're a biospecimen.
At times I do get a feeling that you spend most of your time in the lab containers, and when no one's in the lab, you open the lid of your container and post gibberish on PDF.



Obviously it's what you call "farik" for free and not "fareeq" for partner.
Inna toh Dimaag istamaal kiya karo.
She said "Fareek ho toh batana" as in tell me when you're free.
Very often alphabet i is replaced by EE like @Areesh has double E but it can also be replaced by Arish.


Not really I luv my JERRY a lot.
But decided to use SURB 's suggestion for sometime.


I really want you to get married Zarvi bhai. Then you might get to see some live demonstrations of bombs and missiles.

Only SCAR-H will do.

Aray Ham to abhi Javan hai
But some people/relatives are jokingly telling me to get married
I don't go to shopping
I don't go to cinema
I don't go to Picnic
I can't drive
I don't have hair
I don't have money




It will end up badly if I get married She will give me Talaq Talaq Talaq

 

[friendly_troll96]

I don't have hair

that's actually a plus.
bald is both cool and coola.

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

[QUOTE="Kashmiri Pandit, post: 9067088, member: 172685"

I don't have hair

that's actually a plus.
bald is both cool and coola. [/QUOTE]
Come on niga this aint the west and bald dudes arent considered cool here..

I shaved my hair for months in protest.. (and encouragment from A-hole friends in univ)//
Had long tribal style hair... maa k hath mein scissors.. sou k utha tou.. tou ujra chaman tha.....teray bhai nay mach 3 k nai razoor say khud tind ki..

Aus k baad... ghar walay, fiance,in laws nay jou baatien ki.

 

[Grevion]

How old are u guys?

Well i am 23. @Zibago is.......62.

 

[Zibago]

Well i am 23. @Zibago is.......62.

Waisey bhi sarey tharki bawa kehtey hain

 

[friendly_troll96]

Come on niga this aint the west and bald dudes arent considered cool here..

I shaved my hair for months in protest.. (and encouragment from A-hole friends in univ)//
Had long tribal style hair... maa k hath mein scissors.. sou k utha tou.. tou ujra chaman tha.....teray bhai nay mach 3 k nai razoor say khud tind ki..

Aus k baad... ghar walay, fiance,in laws nay jou baatien ki.

I said it's both cool and coola. If cool didn't work you have coola as a backup.
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I fall in the A-hole category. I tricked two of my friends into going bald and promised i would too but once they had gone I refused point blank.
qasam se kya scene yad dila diya.

 

[Levina]

like this:

The moment I saw this pic I climbed on my weighing machine only to see it flashing "low battery".
I have never been over 58. Sach!!! (My mom's always after my life for the same reason)
But yeah when compared to you,I might look like a motiiii.

You look like this guy except that he doesn't have a Gangez Khan like moustache that you have fixed on your face.

don't wear a choori Dar pajama in the first place so why would i

And he looks cute in them too. <3

Btw I.khan is 63

He was a sportsman. There's a difference. Such guys tend to maintain themselves well.