Turn this Chinese lesbian "straight" and get $65 million USD

[Chinese-Dragon]

29 January 2014
Source: BBC News

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Mr Chao last week reportedly offered to double his 2012 offer of $65m (£40m).

Hong Kong does not recognise same-sex unions, although homosexuality was decriminalised in 1991.

Mr Chao, a property and shipping tycoon who himself has never married, told the BBC last year that his daughter needed a "good husband".

He said at the time that his monetary offer for any man to woo his daughter had generated many replies from potential suitors.

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This is Gigi Chao:

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Who wants to try? It's $65 million USD after all, and he is supposed to have doubled his offer to $130 million USD as well.

 

[Armstrong]

Stand back everyone the Casanova of the East is here - I will offer my services for this noble task !

 

[Skull and Bones]

They call me Super Man, i'm here to rescue you.

 

[Chinese-Dragon]

Stand back everyone the Casanova of the East is here - I will offer my services for this noble task !

Good luck buddy. If it was easy, someone out there would have been a lot richer already.

If you succeed, please pay me back by using half of the $130 million USD, and donating it to Tung Wah Group of Hospitals in Hong Kong (my charity of choice).

 

[Armstrong]

Good luck buddy. If it was easy, someone out there would have been a lot richer already.

If you succeed, please pay me back by using half of the $130 million USD, and donating it to Tung Wah Group of Hospitals (my charity of choice).

On second thought what would Vicky Zhao think of me if I were to go & do what must be done !

 

[Skull and Bones]

On second thought what would Vicky Zhao think of me if I were to go & do what must be done !

A gigolo, maybe.

 

[kurup]

We are discussing this in World Affairs ...... seriously .....

 

[Ayush]

gotta say,she is pretty.

 

[dray]

Stand back everyone the Casanova of the East is here - I will offer my services for this noble task !

But the requirement is for a "Good husband", not a road roller!!

 

[Skull and Bones]

We are discussing this in World Affairs ...... seriously .....

Agar tera koi chance banta, na. Tu bhi saale pant utar ke world affairs me bhagta.

 

[dray]

gotta say,she is pretty.

yeah, such a waste!!

 

[kbd-raaf]

My idea (nobody steal)

I'll sign a contract with her to get married. An agreement to split the money 50/50, after 6 months we'll get divorced and go our separate ways.

Win-win.

 

[Developereo]

who himself has never married

A "confirmed bachelor", eh?

Urban Dictionary: confirmed bachelor

My idea (nobody steal)

I suspect the idea occurred to everyone within ten seconds of reading the ad.

The guy didn't become a tycoon by being a dummy. The money would probably sit in a trust until his grandkids (your kids) graduate college.

 

[Khan_patriot]

Duty calls, I guess I have to take one for country......

 

[kbd-raaf]

A "confirmed bachelor", eh?

Urban Dictionary: confirmed bachelor



I suspect the idea occurred to everyone within ten seconds of reading the ad.

The guy didn't become a tycoon by being a dummy. The money would probably sit in a trust until his grandkids (your kids) graduate college.

Oh I'll do the needful. Impregnation and all that.