Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

[Hell hound]

I am very good at keeping secrets. Sensitive and classified, get the clearance first and you would know yourself.

no i want the leaked info without getting the clearance for it .
getting clearance is a risky gamble which i can't take

 

[I.R.A]

no i want the leaked info without getting the clearance for it .

Sanjeeda hazrat baray shok say .......... muft khoray aglay chowk pay

 

[Hell hound]

Sanjeeda hazrat baray shok say .......... muft khoray aglay chowk pay

but i am a risk averse sanjida guy.

 

[I.R.A]

but i am a risk averse sanjida guy.

Baita (considering I am elder than you and you are seeking advice from me) samundar may utro gay nahi to gehrai ka andaza kaisay ho ga. A jao koi dar wali bat nahi bus kacha kus k ana

 

[Hell hound]

kacha kus k

kacha kesay kasna hay yeahi to poch raha hon bro
abhi tak to jitney dost bhi gehray pani main gaye hain sab kay kachay ya to utar gaye hain ya phir woh abhi gehray pani main hi nahi utrey(newly married )
ek jawan to wapis sahil pay bhi agya hay shadid zakhmi ho kay na woh kuch bolta hay na kehta hay (divorce)

 

[I.R.A]

kacha kesay kasna hay yeahi to poch raha hon bro
abhi tak to jitney dost bhi gehray pani main gaye hain sab kay kachay ya to utar gaye hain ya phir woh abhi gehray pani main hi nahi utrey(newly married )
ek jawan to wapis sahil pay bhi agya hay shadid zakhmi ho kay na woh kuch bolta hay na kehta hay (divorce)

Chalo tussi aisa karo pani bich tay ao jay kacha tila pay gaya tay ussi apa madad kar kay kuss laya gay. Par pani to bahir kacha pa kay fahashi philan di koshish na karo.

 

[Arsalan]

Chalo tussi aisa karo pani bich tay ao jay kacha tila pay gaya tay ussi apa madad kar kay kuss laya gay. Par pani to bahir kacha pa kay fahashi philan di koshish na karo.

hahahaha

True!!

Pani mein aana ha tu kacha ke zarorat ha,, bahir tu fahashi phalany wali baat he hoi.

 

[Hell hound]

Chalo tussi aisa karo pani bich tay ao jay kacha tila pay gaya tay ussi apa madad kar kay kuss laya gay. Par pani to bahir kacha pa kay fahashi philan di koshish na karo.

chol phir bhi kuch tid bit to share kro payan

Par pani to bahir kacha pa kay fahashi philan di koshish na karo.

Pani mein aana ha tu kacha ke zarorat ha,, bahir tu fahashi phalany wali baat he hoi.

oh bhion awien ghalat femhimya hi hain hum 7 saal say kachey pehan kay bethay hoey hain fahashi to dor abhi tak eik dafa bhi kisi ney dosri bar nazar nahi dali hum pay

 

[I.R.A]

chol phir bhi kuch tid bit to share kro payan

Phelay tayri mangni hoy gi fir tayra nikah hoy ga, fir tu loka nu chol khilayn ga .............. bus iss to ziada tid tay bid nai dus sakdy apa.

oh bhion awien ghalat femhimya hi hain hum nay 7 saal say kachey pehan kay bethay hoey hain fahashi to dor abhi tak eik bar bhi kesi nay dekha bhi nahi hay

Kinnay kehya gahka nu mall changi tarah check karao? Parda ich bari hikmat hay ............

 

[Hell hound]

bus iss to ziada tid tay bid nai dus sakdy apa.

dekho payan agar tawadi thori jai info leak karan nal kisi di jan bach sakdi aye tay uch tawada ki jaye ga

Kinnay kehya gahka nu mall changi tarah check karao? Parda ich bari hikmat hay ............

oh masla ey nahi hay payan. masla ey hay kay sadey to begart ban kay kuri day pichay lagya nahi janda tay jay koi 100 saal ch ek adhi app gal kar laye tay sharam day marey munh no tala lag janda ey

 

[I.R.A]

dekho payan agar tawadi thori jai info leak karan nal kisi di jan bach sakdi aye tay uch tawada ki jaye ga

Na pai ussi inay changay tay shareef nai.

oh masla ey nahi hay payan. masla ey hay kay sadey to begart ban kay kuri day pichay lagya nahi janda tay jay koi 100 saal ch ek adhi app gal kar laye tay sharam day marey munh no tala lag janda ey

Waisay jiray inj kar kay viyah karday nay o juldi he thanday pay jandy nay.

 

[livingdead]

^^^guys.. use 'whatever' thread plz.

 

[ghazi52]

 

[Arsalan]

 

[Callsign Chaos]