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Donald Trump wants the White House painted so gets three quotes from three different persons.
1: Indian....... $ 3 Million
2: European.....$ 7 Million
3: Pakistani......$ 10 Million
Dismayed at the price discrepancies, Donald inquires from them to explain the charges.
Indian guy explains, $ 1 Million for the paint, $ 1 Million for labour and $ 1 Million my profit.
European tradesman claims that he uses good quality paint and his workers are all professional so $ 2 Millions for the paint, $ 3 Millions for labour and $ 2 Millions as his profit.
Finally Donald asks the Pakistani fellow why he is going to charge $ 10 Millions.
The Pakistani guy replies, ''very simple Donald, $ 3 Millions for you and $ 4 Millions for me and i will pay $ 3 Millions to the Indian to do all the work.
 
In 1979, K.T. Smith offered to buy a drink for anyone willing to moon the next train that passed the Mugs Away Saloon in Laguna Niguel, Calif.

Since then, the second Saturday in July has become “Moon Amtrak Day,” when hundreds of drinkers bare their bottoms at the 25 trains that pass through town.

The trains are reportedly booked solid for months in advance.
 
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