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Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

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Railways should seriously take steps to make sure these people travel with respect
This is Mumbai local, I believe. It is one of the dangerous city railway system that is existing. It is efficient, hence the huge crowd. Travelling through roads will take hours for the same journey.
 
STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?"
2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"

3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping ?"

4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !"

5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!"
 
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