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If Columbus had married then he could never have discovered America, Because :..

1. Where are you going?
2. why are you going?
3. Who is going with you?
4. I shall also come with you.
5. When will you return?
6. Why don't you search it by staying at home?
7. Take my mother with you.
8. What will you bring for me?
9. Ate waqt do kilo bhindi lana!!
10. Pahunch te hi phone karna.
11. Tum kyon jate ho khoj karne bar bar? Aur koi nahin hai kya?

@ranjeet @Levina @Parul @anant_s @jbgt90 @Armstrong @gslv
 
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If Columbus had married then he could never have discovered America, Because :..

1. Where are you going?
2. why are you going?
3. Who is going with you?
4. I shall also come with you.
5. When will you return?
6. Why don't you search it by staying at home?
7. Take my mother with you.
8. What will you bring for me?
9. Ate waqt do kilo bhindi lana!!
10. Pahunch te hi phone karna.
11. Tum kyon jate ho khoj karne bar bar? Aur koi nahin hai kya?

@ranjeet @Levina @Parul @anant_s @jbgt90 @Armstrong @gslv
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reminds of an old blackadder episode

 
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English meteorologist Lewis Fry Richardson (1881-1953) spent the last 25 years of his life trying to establish a mathematical theory of the causes of war. In the first of two books on this subject, Arms and Insecurity, he works out a model of arms races using differential equations and reaches the conclusion that

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where:

U and V are the annual defense budgets of two parties to a conflict

k is a positive constant representing the response to threat

α is a positive constant representing the fatigue and expense of keeping up defenses

U0 and V0 represent cooperations between the parties, tentatively assumed to remain constant

and g and h represent the “grievances and ambitions, provisionally regarded as constant,” on each side.
 
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Loved blackadder, did not know anyone else knew about it .
Watch Allo Allo if you can ,
Blackadder series especially its 4th season (WW 1 era) is a masterclass from Rowan Atkinson. & Hugh Laurie ( i saw his long running series House prior to watching Blackadder) too shows why he is regarded highly as an actor.
In my mind, M*A*S*H and Blackadder remain, two of the most definitive and funny series from 1970s and 80s.

PS Do you remember Lord Flashheart?
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Blackadder series especially its 4th season (WW 1 era) is a masterclass from Rowan Atkinson. & Hugh Laurie ( i saw his long running series House prior to watching Blackadder) too shows why he is regarded highly as an actor.
In my mind, M*A*S*H and Blackadder remain, two of the most definitive and funny series from 1970s and 80s.

PS Do you remember Lord Flashheart?
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Oh yeah !!!! i do .
i have the entire collection of mash and blackadder.
Have you seen cheers?
Fraiser was the one carechter who lasted 20 yrs on TV , first in cheers then in his own sitcom fraiser.
 
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no, not yet.
I too have all 11 seasons of MASH. but am still looking for Third Season DVD of Blackadder.
Available online . i stopped buying dvds 6 yrs ago , have almost 5000 dvds , i just download now . can keep the whole thing on a soft copy .
 
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In the 1850s, lovers often corresponded by printing coded messages in the Times. An example from February 1853:

CENERENTOLA. N bnxm yt ywd nk dtz hfs wjfi ymnx fsi fr rtxy fschtzx yt. Mjfw ymf esi, bmjs dtz wjyzws fei mtb qtsldtz wjrfns, ncjwj. lt bwnyf f kjb qnsjx jfuqnsl uqjfxy. N mfaj xnsbj dtz bjsy fbfd.

(“I wish to try if you can read this and am most anxious to hear that and when you return and how long you remain here. Go write a few lines explaining please. I have since you went away.”)

A second message appeared nine days later using the same cipher:

CENERENTOLA. Zsyng rd n jtwy nx xnhp mfaj n y wnj, yt kwfrj fs jcugfifynts ktw dtz lgzy hfssty. Xnqjshj nx nf jny nk ymf ywzj bfzxy nx sty xzx jhyji; nk ny nx, fgg xytwpjx bngg gj xnkyji yt ymjgtyytr. It dtz wjrjgjw tzw htzxns’x knwxy nwtutxnynts: ymnsp tk ny. N pstb Dtz.

(“Until my heart is sick I have tried to frame an explanation for you but cannot. Silence is safest if the true cause is not suspected; if it is, all stories will be sifted to the bottom. Do remember our cousin’s first proposition. Think of it. I know you.”)

This practice was so well known that cracking the codes became a regular recreation among certain Londoners. Lyon Playfair and Charles Wheatstone uncovered a pending elopement and wrote a remonstrating response to the young woman; she published a new message saying, “Dear Charles, write me no more, our cipher is discovered.”

Most of the messages were simple substitution ciphers, which made them fairly easy to solve, though the lovers seemed to find them challenging — one wrote, “If an honours degree at Oxford cannot read my message, we had better change the cipher. Suggest we revert to numbers. Love, Gwendoline.” But when Playfair and Wheatstone came up with a more secure “symmetrical cipher” and offered it to the Foreign Office, the under-secretary rejected it as “too complicated.”

“We proposed that he should send for four boys from the nearest elementary school,” Playfair wrote, “in order to prove that three of them could be taught to use the cipher in a quarter of an hour. The reply to this proposal by their Under-Secretary was … ‘That is very possible, but you could never teach it to attachés.'”
 
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