Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

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[jamahir]

Abey kya bol rahi hai ye ( from last year I think ) :

https://twitter.com/x/status/1383424717663596545

Aur uski behen ( also from last year ) :

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@Zibago @RealNapster @Mentee @Goenitz @fitpOsitive @B+ Dracula @KedarT @vishwambhar @Naofumi @The_Showstopper @Joe Shearer @21st Century Vampire @Bilal9 @DalalErMaNodi @ps3linux @ghazi52

 

[User]

 

[Irfan Baloch]

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NICE joke deserves translation as well which you do from time to time

rephrased and changed a bit for better flow
(changed student for papu, and buffalo for cow)


Teacher: what do we get from hen?
Student: meat and eggs.
Teacher: Good, now tell us what we get from goat?
student: Milk and mutton.
Teacher: very good. now tell what does a cow give us?
Student: homework!!

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the first words that came out of my mouth after reading this joke was ...

Son of a bitch



ok here is the translation for those who cant read urdu


Guy opens his front door when he hears someone knocking.
he sees a pizza delivery man holding a box of pizza.

the guy says to the delivery guy that he never ordered the Pizza why he is here?
the Pizza guy replies that it is actually that guys's neighbor that ordered the pizza but since he couldn't log into his facebook account so he couldn't take the picture so he sent me here to show you the pizza so that you know that he is having a Pizza today

 

[ghazi52]

 

[ghazi52]

 

[Irfan Baloch]

Abey kya bol rahi hai ye ( from last year I think ) :



Aur uski behen ( also from last year ) :

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@Zibago @RealNapster @Mentee @Goenitz @fitpOsitive @B+ Dracula @KedarT @vishwambhar @Naofumi @The_Showstopper @Joe Shearer @21st Century Vampire @Bilal9 @DalalErMaNodi @ps3linux @ghazi52

the passion alone should be able to vanquish the corona virus

 

[ghazi52]

Me After sehri toward my bedroom

 

[ghazi52]

 

[Bilal9]

Abey kya bol rahi hai ye ( from last year I think ) :

https://twitter.com/x/status/1383424717663596545

Aur uski behen ( also from last year ) :

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@Zibago @RealNapster @Mentee @Goenitz @fitpOsitive @B+ Dracula @KedarT @vishwambhar @Naofumi @The_Showstopper @Joe Shearer @21st Century Vampire @Bilal9 @DalalErMaNodi @ps3linux @ghazi52

Are these people not educated and if not - do they love living in delusion and pseudo scientific existence?

Wow. If these people are in charge of thought leadership than I am really sad for the future of India and where they will take the land of their birth....

I bet these are the same folks who claim India had invented airplanes and plastic surgery.

In any case, I will lay off any more comments, going by TV news alone, the situation in India is dire.....

 

[jamahir]

@Juggernaut_Flat_Plane_V8, forgot to tag you in this post.

 

[jamahir]

@xeuss, forgot to tag you in this post.

 

[Baby Leone]

Sindh has the highest per capita income: Nasir Hussain Shah

Sindh has the highest per capita income: Nasir Hussain Shah

Sindh has highest per capita income in both urban and rural areas.Punjab is after Sindh, says Information Minister Nasir Hussain Shah.PPP can change the future of Pakistan, claims the minister.Information...

www.geo.tv

 

[Juggernaut_Flat_Plane_V8]

Abey kya bol rahi hai ye ( from last year I think ) :

https://twitter.com/x/status/1383424717663596545

Aur uski behen ( also from last year ) :

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@Zibago @RealNapster @Mentee @Goenitz @fitpOsitive @B+ Dracula @KedarT @vishwambhar @Naofumi @The_Showstopper @Joe Shearer @21st Century Vampire @Bilal9 @DalalErMaNodi @ps3linux @ghazi52

They are Indian QAnon

 

[Juggernaut_Flat_Plane_V8]

Sindh has the highest per capita income: Nasir Hussain Shah

Sindh has the highest per capita income: Nasir Hussain Shah

Sindh has highest per capita income in both urban and rural areas.Punjab is after Sindh, says Information Minister Nasir Hussain Shah.PPP can change the future of Pakistan, claims the minister.Information...

www.geo.tv

using PPP data is stupid...this is the bane of all South Asian officials..in a world where there is so much export and import, nominal is the only data that matters....