Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[JonAsad]

 

[JonAsad]

 

[BlackenTheSky]

 

[BlackenTheSky]

 

[A1Kaid]

Mario Kart

Lol, I don't want to spoil the video for you but this video is hilarious, especially if you've played Mario Kart in the past.

 

[A1Kaid]

Soldiers in Kosovo perform their version of the Beach Boys' "Kokomo".

 

[A1Kaid]

 

[A1Kaid]

Training like "Rocky"

 

[Gossipmonger]

Born between 1930-1979 ? yep that's us!!

No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us,
WE ARE AWESOME !!!!
OUR LIFE IS A LIVING PROOF !!!!
To Those of Us Born during
1930 - 1979


TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE
1930's, 40's, 50's,
60's and 70's!!


We were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cots coveredwith bright
colored lead-base paints.


We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or
cabinets and when we rode our bikes,
we had no caps or helmets on our heads.

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no
booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and some times
no brakes.


Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat.


We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.


We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one
actually died from this.


We ate cup cakes and other sweets made with Butter & white sugar but
were not over weight.


WHY?

Because we were always outside playing....that's why!


We would leave home in the morning, go to school mostly on foot and
play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on..
No one was able to reach us all day.There were no cell phones, not
even land lines and, we were OKAY.


We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps
and then ride them down the hill,
only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a
few times, we learned to solve the problem


We did not have Play stations, Nintendo's and X-boxes. There were no
video games, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's,
no surround-sound or CD's,
no cell phones,
no personal computers,
no Internet and no chat rooms.


WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!


We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
lawsuits from these accidents.
We would get punishments like caning, spankings with sticks, or just a
bare hands and no one would call child services to report abuse.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or
rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.
Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard
of. They actually sided with the law!


These generations have produced some of the best Managers
risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever.


The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
What can kids today do besides push buttons..


We had freedom, failures, successes and responsibility, and we learned
how to deal with it all.
If YOU are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS!

 

[brahmastra]

 

[Aslan]

 

[Aslan]

 

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[Secret Service]

A must watch video....Funny Punjabi ANimals.....

 

[pak-marine]

public farting to banned in malawi


"Nature can be controlled... it becomes a nuisance if people fart anywhere."
BLANTYRE: Malawian lawmakers will next week debate a law change to criminalise public farting, which a cabinet minister said had been encouraged by democracy.
“The government has a right to ensure public decency. We are entitled to introduce order in the country,” justice and constitutional affairs minister George Chaponda told independent radio station Capital Radio.
“Would you like to see people farting in public anywhere?”
Since the country embraced multi-party politics 16 years ago people had felt free to fart anywhere, said Chaponda.
“It was not there during the time of dictatorship because people were afraid of the consequences. Now because of multipartism or freedom, people would like to fart anywhere, he said.
Chaponda, a key figure in President Bingu wa Mutharika’s government, said that if Malawians cannot control their farting “they should go to the toilet instead of farting in public.”
“Nature can be controlled… it becomes a nuisance if people fart anywhere.”
A lawyer himself, Chaponda said that under the amended law farting will be considered a minor offence.
Chaponda’s Democratic Progressive Party will bank on its majority to pass the amendment to a law which was first introduced in 1929.
The amendment, which will make farting in public an offence, is not yet public and it will be presented to parliament for debate as part of a review by the state-sponsored Law Commission of the country’s penal code.
Nobody in Malawi has been arrested nor convicted for farting under the old law, as police did not enforce it.
The old law states: “Any person who voluntarily vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour.”
The southern African state is a conservative society with punishable previous bans on long hair for men and trouser-wearing for women.

how do Malawi authorities will figure whose farting in public ?? lol