Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[integra]

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[Pukhtoon]

 

[Zabaniyah]

Nose gun.

 

[Paan Singh]

Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri
sharan me aaye.
Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan
me aaye.

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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

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Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati,
or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or vo.. Garbhvati hai.

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In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36

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An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne
inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

 

[Paan Singh]

 

[Safriz]

 

[Mosamania]

 

[DarK-LorD]

 

[Paan Singh]

 

[Paan Singh]

 

[Paan Singh]

 

[THE MASK]

 

[Evil Flare]

awesome ... i like this guy .. Iconic voice he got .