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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between
the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's so easy to
understand:
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but
there is:
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...
COMPLETELY FINISHED !!!
 
No matter how much these basterd terrorist try to make our life hell BUT

we will still enjoy it.So comen terrorist how many will u kill...


 
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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

"Hello."

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well...
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.

If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him
 
A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:
"May I buy you a cocktail?"
"No thank you," Maxine replies "alcohol is bad for my legs."
"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
"No, they spread ."
 
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