Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[Silent observer]

my beloved is one of the kind in this world
possess many good moves but color is black

 

[Silent observer]

my car is a flying saucer
i am sitting alone in it

 

[Silent observer]

O god what happened why no more letters
is the love has decreased or post office has been closed forever


i am sorry but the translations are not as funy as the original poetry in urdu. is any member can translate it, it will be a great help

 

[Silent observer]

O' take a look at these passing buses
Observe human disgrace and lack of control
Is it a lie when I say
Just on this one route,
thousands of humans are packed like chicken.

 

[Silent observer]

o god you know i can not see my wife becoming widow
she is willing to die for me and i agree to become a widower for her will

 

[Silent observer]

sorry i can not translate it, but i write it in english so that indian friends can understand it

Buson mein, Coatchoon mein, waigonoon mein
behisson ko husafar sath paya
jin ko mardangi ka dawa tha
un ko bhi ladies seat per paya

 

[Silent observer]

kamta tha jism mera sardi aur rashay kay bais
us zalim nay samjha key wajdani halat mein hoon

 

[Silent observer]

takia per pani chirak key so gaya
samjhay woh mein roya hijar mein sari raat

 

[Silent observer]

no translation, sorry

 

[Silent observer]

rang gandami hay zulf sia fam bhi hay
murg e dil kyon na phasay dana bhi hay daam bhi hay

 

[Silent observer]

admi admi ko das raha hay
sanp samnay betha hans raha hay

 

[Silent observer]

yeh jina bhi koi jina hay
jhelum kay agay dina hay

 

[Silent observer]

kis kadar khosh nazar atay hain meray sheher kay loog
aaj akhbar kisi nay na parha ho jaisay

 

[Silent observer]

mera nam hay gul, takhalus hay bulbul
salamoalikum ura chahta hoon

 

[Silent observer]

tum na aye shab e wasl
hum rah gaye dhainchoon dhainchoon karte