'Spy' pigeon from Pakistan jailed in Pathankot

[Shamain]

https://twitter.com/x/status/604230749143760896

Hahahhahahhahha,

 

[SHAMK9]

Petition · United Nations: Get our (Spy) Pigeon released from India · Change.org

God I love this country

 

[Xeric]

https://twitter.com/x/status/604224951739023360

 

[Windjammer]

As a tribute to the poor Pigeon now languishing in some Indian jail.
The Indian members on PDF should now be addressed as......

 

[Muhammad Omar]

 

[LonE_WolF]

Petition · United Nations: Get our (Spy) Pigeon released from India · Change.org

lolx
I signed it as well

 

[Xeric]

https://twitter.com/x/status/604238215147479042

 

[Muhammad Omar]

 

[Xeric]

https://twitter.com/x/status/604233688222556161

 

[Shamain]

As a tribute to the poor Pigeon now languishing in some Indian jail.
The Indian members on PDF should now be addressed as......

Yea tau itna bara hai , saaray pdf kay indian posters is may pooray ajain gay.

 

[Xeric]

https://twitter.com/x/status/604228631255121921

 

[Farah Sohail]

Lolll... This is hilarious.... And then Indians say... Pakistanis are obsessed with indians...lolll

Check this link

According to a report in The Times of India, Indian authorities have captured a “spy bird”. The bird is believed to be a Pakistani spy and is reportedly being held in “police custody”.

Pigeons from all over Pakistan are expected to begin protests against Pakistan’s silence on this illegal detention of an innocent member of their community.

A spokes-pigeon for the community says they are chalking out a plan of action for protests if the foreign office does not ensure release of the captured pigeon within 48 hours. It threatened countrywide wing-jam and boycott of insect killing at first. In the second phase,

“We may resort to mass excretions on public vehicles and buildings”, it said.

When the cops holding the pigeon in custody were approached for a comment, they said this is no ordinary pigeon. Interrogations have revealed that it works for Pakistan’s Intelligence agency: Inter Services Intelligence (ISI) and its name is Captain Kabootar(pigeon).

Indian authorities have been looking for this spy for some time now, and its capture will lead to further arrests inside India. Several pigeons were already under suspicion and surveillance.

I received an anonymous tip from an anonymous source who swears that he was told by an anonymous person that ISI has an internal wing called PCBB: Pakistan Covert Birds Bureau and that this bureau is responsible for cross-border spy pigeon activities.

According to the anonymous source of my anonymous source, PCBB was established by the ISI in 1999, after Pakistan captured two Indian spies – namely Colonel Daddu and Major Supp, a spy frog and a spy snake, sent to Pakistan by India. The capture of the Indian spies was intentionally kept secret by Pakistani authorities since they were aware of how absurd, farcical, nonsensical, and ludicrous it may sound to the world. Apparently, under Mr Narendra Modi’s leadership, sounding sane is now India’s last priority, especially when it comes to statements regarding Pakistan.

According to yet another anonymous source, Indian authorities are not actually interested in interrogating or punishing Captain Kabootar, instead they want to use it in a prisoner’s exchange to free Colonel Daddu and Major Supp, and the exchange could take place any time soon.

The only problem, according to anonymous source number five, is that ISI locked the colonel and major in the same cell, and unfortunately Major Supp ate his superior Colonel Daddu a few years ago.

The situation has turned into a bilateral conundrum.

Spy pigeons: Subcontinent’s version of “biological” warfare – The Express Tribune Blog

 

[slapshot]

Pigeon: Impossible

 

[Windjammer]

Yea tau itna bara hai , saaray pdf kay indian posters is may pooray ajain gay.

Actually thats how they portray themselves on PDF, expanding chest to almost bursting point.

 

[Leader]