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Lawyer 2 Doctor during cross-examination in Court :
B 4 u performed the Post-mortem, did u check his pulse?
DR: No
Lwyer: his BP?
Dr: No
Lwyer: his breathing?
Dr: No
Lwyer: so how did u know he was dead?
Dr: bcoz his brain was in a jar on my table.
Lwyer: but its stil posible he could hav been alive.
Dr: yes its posible,he could have been Alive and practising law somewhere.
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3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi
Inspector:Tum Choozo ko kya dety ho
Pthan: Bajra
Inspector Wrong Food
Arest him
Inspector:Tum kya dety ho
2nd Pthan: Rice
Inspector:
ghalat hy & arest him
3rd was Sardar, ghabra k bola:
Assi ty sary ChooOcheyan nu 5, 5 rupy dy deny aan k jo mrzi kha Lo...
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An Army Unit had severe shortage of socks. One day the CO said,
"Soldiers! There is good news & there is bad news.
The good news is you are going to change your dirty old socks & the bad news is that, you are going to EXCHANGE them amongst you."
This is DEMOCRACY in Pakistan: We keep on choosing the same rotten old LEADERS. They just change parties or positions.
Thus System Remains CONSTANTLY ROTTEN!
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Father : hey Son! why is yOur mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
" GLUE STICK "
Father : God bless u my son
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Dozakh mein bohat saarey log masti kr rahay thay
Shaitan ne poochha, ye kon log hein jo yahan aish kar rahay hein
Frishta : Artillery waaley hain,
kambakhat har jagah adjust ho jaatey hein. Keh rahay thhay bilkul unit wala mahole hay
B 4 u performed the Post-mortem, did u check his pulse?
DR: No
Lwyer: his BP?
Dr: No
Lwyer: his breathing?
Dr: No
Lwyer: so how did u know he was dead?
Dr: bcoz his brain was in a jar on my table.
Lwyer: but its stil posible he could hav been alive.
Dr: yes its posible,he could have been Alive and practising law somewhere.
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3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi
Inspector:Tum Choozo ko kya dety ho
Pthan: Bajra
Inspector Wrong Food
Arest him
Inspector:Tum kya dety ho
2nd Pthan: Rice
Inspector:
ghalat hy & arest him
3rd was Sardar, ghabra k bola:
Assi ty sary ChooOcheyan nu 5, 5 rupy dy deny aan k jo mrzi kha Lo...
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An Army Unit had severe shortage of socks. One day the CO said,
"Soldiers! There is good news & there is bad news.
The good news is you are going to change your dirty old socks & the bad news is that, you are going to EXCHANGE them amongst you."
This is DEMOCRACY in Pakistan: We keep on choosing the same rotten old LEADERS. They just change parties or positions.
Thus System Remains CONSTANTLY ROTTEN!
------------
Father : hey Son! why is yOur mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
" GLUE STICK "
Father : God bless u my son
--------
Dozakh mein bohat saarey log masti kr rahay thay
Shaitan ne poochha, ye kon log hein jo yahan aish kar rahay hein
Frishta : Artillery waaley hain,
kambakhat har jagah adjust ho jaatey hein. Keh rahay thhay bilkul unit wala mahole hay