Wapda waleyo jan deyo
Thori jayi bijli te aan deyo
Menu facebook chalaan deyo
Facebook di bachi mun pher na laey
Koyi hor sala onu kair na laey
Garmi naal hun saah ne sukdey
Tuadi pain de viyaah nai mukdey
Mobile di battery mukki payi ae
Paani wali tanky sukki payi ae
Toilet vich v jaa nai sakde
Tissue naal kam chala nai sakde
Ki ki apne dukhre dasiye
Pal vich roiye pal vich hassiye
O baaz v aa jao HARAM DEYO
Thori jayi bijli te aan deyo.
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An Army officer was arrested for chasing a Nude Girl down the Marriott lobby being Naked himself.
His lawyer won acquittal citing Army Regulations:
"It is not compulsory for an Officer to wear a Uniform at all times, as long as he is Suitably attired for the Sports in which he is Engaged"
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Men's pearls of wisdom:
1-When I was born,I was given a choice;a big dick or a good memory.
I don't remember what I chose.
2-Panties are not the best thing on earth but next to the best thing on earth.
3-Pills are second best thing which women can put in mouth to avoid pregnency u know the first.
4-Having sex is like playing cards,if u don't have good partner u better have a good hand.
5-I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.
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Pakistanis work on the "Principle of Rockets"..
It does not mean we aim for the skies..
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It means they do not start working unless their tail is on fire.!!
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Father:
Beti bari ho k kiya bano gi...
Beti:
1)Maa banugi.
2)Shadi karungi.
3)Study karungi.
Father:
Jo marzi karna bas zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna.