پروفیسر صاحب سے کسی نے پوچھا..
آپ کی اعصابی بیماری کا کیا حال ھے..؟
جواب ملا... ٹھیک ھے،
آج کل میکے گئ ھوئ ھے.
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If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:
Cockroach: Managed to skip from sum1's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! :p
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dont even remember
Mosquito: I m HIV positive, dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/
Chicken: If tomorrow I m not updating my status, means I m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all <3
Octopus: I hav just refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^
Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat I m spreading flu...WTF!! :x
Goat: Frndz.. dont go out, Eid holiday is cuming :'(
pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram"
| 4 likes |
Goat replies: "Dont u remembr dat aftr eid its chinese new year..?"
| 11 likes |
:p
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Last nite a star said to me:
Why do u msg those people which dont miss and msg u?
I looked Up and Said:
Kaka apna kum kar..
Star ban,
Star Plus na bun..;-)
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مولوی کی بیوی!
تم سےاچھاتو
یہ مرغاھےجو
ھر5منٹ بعدمرغی
پہ چڑھ جاتاھے.
مولوی غصےسےاٹھا
اورپانی کی بالٹی بھرکر مرغے پہ ڈال دی.
مرغا گیلا ھونےکے بعد سکون سے ایک کونے میںجاکربیٹھ گیا.
مولوی بیوی سے!
دیکھا
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