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हिंदी की कक्षा में एक विद्यार्थी ने दूसरे से पूछा: गाली की परिभाषा बताओ? तो दूसरे विद्यार्थी ने जवाब दिया: ... ... . . . अत्यधिक क्रोध आने पर शारिरिक रुप से हिंसा न करते हुये , मौखिक रुप से की गई हिंसात्मक कार्यवाही के लिए चयनित शब्दों का वह समूह जिसके उच्चारण के पश्चात मन को गहन शांति का अनुभव होता है , उसे हम गाली कहते हैं।..

it deserves to be an awesome sms
 
हिंदी की कक्षा में एक विद्यार्थी ने दूसरे से पूछा: गाली की परिभाषा बताओ? तो दूसरे विद्यार्थी ने जवाब दिया: ... ... . . . अत्यधिक क्रोध आने पर शारिरिक रुप से हिंसा न करते हुये , मौखिक रुप से की गई हिंसात्मक कार्यवाही के लिए चयनित शब्दों का वह समूह जिसके उच्चारण के पश्चात मन को गहन शांति का अनुभव होता है , उसे हम गाली कहते हैं।..

it deserves to be an awesome sms

is this hindi forum???
 
without love days are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday...
 
Some one asked God: What is the difference between God,Allah,Ishwar & WaheGuru?

He replied: The same as in Mom, Ammi, Maa & Bebe.

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*Real Truth:-

Toot jata hai gareebi me wo rishta jo sabse khas hota hai.....

Aur Hazaro rishte ban jate hai jab paisa aadmi k pas hota hai..!!

Its Real..

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"Zindgi ka sach"

Ek garib subah jaldi ghar se pet bharne ke liye nikalta hai...

AUR

Ek Ameer pet kam karne k liye..

.......Strange but true..!
 
I believe that God above, Created you for me to love,
He picked you out from all the rest, Coz He knew I would love you the best
 
Hello! What's wrong with your mobile Tried so many times but it says"The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!!
 
"Life isn't counted by the number of breaths you take,
it's counted by the number of times your breath is taken away"
You're breathtaking
 
no hindi script or language allowed here....it's pointless to post things which nobody in this forum understands
 
Some one asked God: What is the difference between God,Allah,Ishwar & WaheGuru?

He replied: The same as in Mom, Ammi, Maa & Bebe.



Kindly dont post things like these, it is a bit offensive to us, according to the kalma, Allah is the alone authority and has no offspring or Parents, so I request you to be careful next time.
 
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Banned eid messages:


1. Kurbani ki khaalen Al-Qaeda kay pass jama karwain.

2. Eid manain Taliban kay sung.

3. Tamam khud kush hamla aavron ko aakhri eid mubarak.


:cool:
 
once Rajnikanth participated in Kaun Banega Crorepati...and the computer needed a lifeline to ask a question :lol:
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Height of customer care...





Swiss bank to open ATM at Tihar jail :D
 
Ideal Wife:
JANU . .
Aaj tmhari GF raat stay krny aa rhi hai na?
Me ny fridge mn cake bana kr rakh diya hai & fruit salad bhi bana di ha.
Condoms side table ki draz mai hain.
Me bachon ko ly kr ammi k han ja rhi hoon. Kal sham tk aa jaon gi.
Tum fikar na krna..
LoLz
MEN's WISHES
Dreams On.....

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Our Parents Taught Us D Meaning of
"APPLE" And "BLACKBERRY" !!!
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Now We are Teaching Them the FEATURES of
"APPLE" and "BLACKBERRY" :P

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Dozakh me kuch log masti kr rhy thy
1 frishte ne pucha ye kon log hen jo yahn bhi aish kr rhy hn
frishta:foji hain kambakhat kahin bhi adjust ho jaty hen

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1970,
dulha sochta tha jahez me radio mil jay,
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1980,
cycle
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1990,
bike
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2000,
car
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2011,
bas bina boyfriend wali dulhan dedo baki ma kma k khud kr loon ga.
 
Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga?
Studnt:sIr liyari makan n0 320,
w0 uske samne 1 white clr ki hiroof h0gi hiroof . Uske braber me Bori ki shop Hogi B0ri hoti hy naa sir BORI....
Sir: :-/ aray bs bs pagal me tou bs ase hi pouch raha Tha..
;-):D
 
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