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Ghar wali jab bhi canteen ki receipt dekhti hai to behosh ho jaati hai...
wo bechari gov. teacher hai , bacchon se bolti hai nasha mat karna...
Aur larkiyon se kahti hai bhool kar kisi Jat fouji se shaadi mat karna...:rofl:

ghalat hai ye .ye sab band hona chayee. insaniyaat bhi koi cheez hai? tum log kab theek ho gay?.aik masoom school teacher ke sath anyaaye hai ye .bilul theek kehti hai wo.



tu saly theeky se liye ker na raj ke peo or kisi ko pata na chaly :rofl: canteen se mat piya ker :P

Darne ke liye thread kholta hoon aur dekhta hoon log daroo aur ghazal leke baith gaye. Are yaar bhuto ke bare me bhi thoda socho. Unko bhi space do:angry:


hum apna kam kerty hain ap apna karo ok bus ab khush ?:rofl:
 
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Darne ke liye thread kholta hoon aur dekhta hoon log daroo aur ghazal leke baith gaye. Are yaar bhuto ke bare me bhi thoda socho. Unko bhi space do:angry:

o yar itne saal baad ye tumko BHUTO kion yaad agaya:P

Darne ke liye thread kholta hoon aur dekhta hoon log daroo aur ghazal leke baith gaye. Are yaar bhuto ke bare me bhi thoda socho. Unko bhi space do:angry:

kion gf kafi nahin darane ke liye jo thread pe agaye darne ke liye:P
 
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o yar itne saal baad ye tumko BHUTO kion yaad agaya:P



kion fg kafi nahin darane ke liye jo thread pe agaye darne ke liye:P

A1kaid ne itni mehnat se yeh thread banaya aur tum log bhutoki izzat loot rahe ho,humse dekha nehi gaya:P
Daru aur bhoot main bahut similarities hain ... dono hi hosh ura dete hain bacche... kabhi ajma kar dekho...:lol:
Ekbaar shadi karke dekho zanaab, nasha utar jayegi:lol:
 
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ghalat hai ye .ye sab band hona chayee. insaniyaat bhi koi cheez hai? tum log kab theek ho gay?.aik masoom school teacher ke sath anyaaye hai ye .bilul theek kehti hai wo.



tu saly theeky se liye ker na raj ke peo or kisi ko pata na chaly :rofl: canteen se mat piya ker :P




hum apna kam kerty hain ap apna karo ok bus ab khush ?:rofl:

Yaar canteen main sasti milti hai na....:alcoholic:
 
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Daru aur bhoot main bahut similarities hain ... dono hi hosh ura dete hain bacche... kabhi ajma kar dekho...:lol:


kiyoon bachy ko gandy kam per laga raha hai paapi?

samjha ker daro peeny waly jitny ziada hoon gay price bardhy gee main to kehta hoon her countery main 5000 hoon bus phir dalmore 64 years bhi 200 main mily gee :D
 
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BTW, how old were you when you got "kicked out"? You seem to use that alot! :P
Had a fight with my parents and started looking after myself when I was 18 :)

All is well now... they learned their lesson..... how could they not....... eik beta aur who bhi nah bolay! :D
 
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kiyoon bachy ko gandy kam per laga raha hai paapi?

samjha ker daro peeny waly jitny ziada hoon gay price bardhy gee main to kehta hoon her countery main 5000 hoon bus phir dalmore 64 years bhi 200 main mily gee :D

Point hai bhai ki baat main ... par senior jo ho , kuchh to seekhne ko milega hi..
 
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Had a fight with my parents and started looking after myself when I was 18 :)

All is well now... they learned their lesson..... how could they not....... eik beta aur who bhi nah bolay! :D

Yaaanii eik hi andaaa aur woh bhi gandaaa ! :rofl:

Thorn yara, a little less Urdu, I can't decode most of what you people are saying. :cry:

Ufff....meem sahib, you no talkanaa/speakanaaa Urdu ? :D
 
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Yaaanii eik hi andaaa aur woh bhi gandaaa ! :rofl:
Yes yes.... that is what I was trying to remember.... Two dialogues that are etched into my brain since I was young

1. Ek anda, aur woh bhi ganda
2. Laton kay bhoot baton say nahin mantay.

Btw, not, not just one anda, there is one other andi as well! :D
 
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