PTI demands Mark Zuckerberg be made election commissioner

[Muhammad Omar]

PTI gone mad

 

[Viper0011.]

Karachi – our PTI correspondent: At a press conference in Karachi, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan made a formal request for Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to be made the chief election commissioner, not just for the upcoming series of by-polls but also for the next general elections.

“Mr Zuckerberg is a tried-and-tested, proved entity who has shown the ability to build a platform that can truly assess the will of the people,” said Mr. Khan.

Of course its IK, always believing and giving examples of the British PM, the Western system and all. BUT using the SAME violent politics of the 80's himself.

He forgot Bill Gates, I'd think from a charity's standpoint, he'd pick him. It's shameful for a country to ask a foreigner who's never been there, to become a government official. Only IK and his mafia can do things like these. Next thing you know, is they'll ask Mr. Doval to verify the vote counts and Doval would make every RAW sponsored politician win. Idiot leading other idiots with 0 positive result. Hell, IK"s politics don't have a '+' sign, let alone "Positive Outcomes".

 

[Leader]

Is this a satire.. ? Looks like one..

the intellect on this forum is overpowered by hatred and stupidity, it was the 6th post who realized its a satire.

 

[Icewolf]

That awkward moment when you can't tell if it's satire or real. Simply because Imran Khan IS really that stupid.

 

[Shot-Caller]

That awkward moment when you can't tell if it's satire or real. Simply because Imran Khan IS really that stupid.

Exactly. If this was related to someone else everyone would have taken it as satire.

 

[Foxtrot-Bravo]

Well, I think a Patwari just tried to make himself feel better on the forum.

 

[Usama78]

Of course its IK, always believing and giving examples of the British PM, the Western system and all. BUT using the SAME violent politics of the 80's himself.

He forgot Bill Gates, I'd think from a charity's standpoint, he'd pick him. It's shameful for a country to ask a foreigner who's never been there, to become a government official. Only IK and his mafia can do things like these. Next thing you know, is they'll ask Mr. Doval to verify the vote counts and Doval would make every RAW sponsored politician win. Idiot leading other idiots with 0 positive result. Hell, IK"s politics don't have a '+' sign, let alone "Positive Outcomes".

Holy cow. Nice lecture... but u know what, its jst a joke... a satire

 

[Viper0011.]

Holy cow. Nice lecture... but u know what, its jst a joke... a satire

Oh like IK's daily statements and press conference?? HAHAHA, I get it, it is always funny to see IK's Satire on TV all the times, he acts so stupid, I love it. He's like an Angry Mr. Bean of Pakistan!!

 

[Icewolf]

Exactly. If this was related to someone else everyone would have taken it as satire.

Btw the correct term would be shot "collar"... Not sure if you misspelled on purpose or not

 

[Jazzbot]

A cheap satirical attempt to mock PTI in bad taste and few patwaries & PTI bashers are having orgasm over it .

For example, look at the following idiot and the 7 other idiots like him who liked his post:

Zuckerberg the commisioner and Facebook to be the polling constituency because PTI can only win on facebook outside KPK.
Stupidity finds no bounds, especially with Khan is involved.

Someone tell this Zombie that the opposition leader in Punjab Assembly (biggest provincial assembly in Pakistan) happens to be a PTI MPA.

If this is a real statement then PTI needs a chitrolt to be brought back to senses because they seem to be on some sweet drug after the recent decisions in their favor.

If this is satire then cb4 needs a chitrol.

Would you care to use your own mind, for once and decide yourself?

 

[Shot-Caller]

Btw the correct term would be shot "collar"... Not sure if you misspelled on purpose or not

Pretty sure what I'm using is the correct term.

A cheap satirical attempt to mock PTI in bad taste and few patwaries & PTI bashers are having orgasm over it .

For example, look at the following idiot and the 7 other idiots like him who liked his post:











Would you care to use your own mind, for once and decide yourself?

I think you're an idiot for over reacting. You have no genius for a leader and its been proven quite a lot of times now.

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[Jazzbot]

I think you're an idiot for over reacting. You have no genius for a leader and its been proven quite a lot of times now.

Thanks for letting me know. By your previous post, I had doubts about you. But now everything is confirmed.

Cheers.

 

[airmarshal]

Actually if you look at it, the whole Pakistan politics is satire.

We have loan defaulters, money launderers, those who provide sanctuary to murderers, our 'elected' representatives. These people belong to jail.

Ayaz Sadiq too has a reference against him regarding corruption in railways while he was chairman standing committee on railways. Should he answer that reference or made to answer it first?

 

[xyxmt]

Oh bhai this is a satirical piece

I am surprised you thought he actually made this statement

some people cant even tell if it is a real news or satire tells you something about Imran

 

[OTTOMAN]

PTI cannot win any elections any time soon.... i guess PTI have realized it well.