PTI demands Mark Zuckerberg be made election commissioner

[Edevelop]

Karachi – our PTI correspondent: At a press conference in Karachi, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan made a formal request for Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to be made the chief election commissioner, not just for the upcoming series of by-polls but also for the next general elections.

“Mr Zuckerberg is a tried-and-tested, proved entity who has shown the ability to build a platform that can truly assess the will of the people,” said Mr. Khan.

“In fact, as we know that the people of Pakistan now all – down to the last one of them – not only have Facebook accounts but also take the medium seriously, it would be pertinent for the election commission itself to be replaced by Facebook,” Khan said, adding that, “an online poll would save the government a whole lot of money.”

While it remains to be seen whether the government would agree to the demand, but political analysts have already taken to the social media platform to ascertain who the frontrunners in the elections are going to be.

http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/201...rg-be-made-election-commissioner-pti-demands/

 

[Chanakyaa]

I feel Edward Snowden Suits better.

 

[Zaneesh852]

Zuckerberg the commisioner and Facebook to be the polling constituency because PTI can only win on facebook outside KPK.
Stupidity finds no bounds, especially with Khan is involved.

 

[Stalwart]

what is going on

 

[Rasengan]

This is one the main reasons why Imran Khan will always become a political failure, because his demands are childish and naive in nature. How much investment has the provincial government of KPK achieved so far should be the most imperative question. Social change has occurred in KPK, however the lackluster performance related to the economic segment greatly annoys me.

 

[saurav]

Is this a satire.. ? Looks like one..

 

[WAJsal]

It's not real statements. I guess it is just a joke.

Karachi – our PTI correspondent: At a press conference in Karachi, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan made a formal request for Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to be made the chief election commissioner, not just for the upcoming series of by-polls but also for the next general elections.

“Mr Zuckerberg is a tried-and-tested, proved entity who has shown the ability to build a platform that can truly assess the will of the people,” said Mr. Khan.

“In fact, as we know that the people of Pakistan now all – down to the last one of them – not only have Facebook accounts but also take the medium seriously, it would be pertinent for the election commission itself to be replaced by Facebook,” Khan said, adding that, “an online poll would save the government a whole lot of money.”

While it remains to be seen whether the government would agree to the demand, but political analysts have already taken to the social media platform to ascertain who the frontrunners in the elections are going to be.

“It’s too early to tell,” Haider Bhatti, a political analyst working for a think-tank, says, “But we have a list of frontrunners. It is, in descending order: PTI, Pervez Musharraf, Atif Aslam, K’s Bridals, De$I Gurlz Rokk and Papa Ki PryncE$$.”

What bullshit journalism is this?

 

[Winchester]

This is one the main reasons why Imran Khan will always become a political failure, because his demands are childish and naive in nature. How much investment has the provincial government of KPK achieved so far should be the most imperative question. Social change has occurred in KPK, however the lackluster performance related to the economic segment greatly annoys me.

Oh bhai this is a satirical piece

I am surprised you thought he actually made this statement

It's not real statements. I guess it is just a joke.

Karachi – our PTI correspondent: At a press conference in Karachi, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan made a formal request for Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to be made the chief election commissioner, not just for the upcoming series of by-polls but also for the next general elections.

“Mr Zuckerberg is a tried-and-tested, proved entity who has shown the ability to build a platform that can truly assess the will of the people,” said Mr. Khan.

“In fact, as we know that the people of Pakistan now all – down to the last one of them – not only have Facebook accounts but also take the medium seriously, it would be pertinent for the election commission itself to be replaced by Facebook,” Khan said, adding that, “an online poll would save the government a whole lot of money.”

While it remains to be seen whether the government would agree to the demand, but political analysts have already taken to the social media platform to ascertain who the frontrunners in the elections are going to be.

“It’s too early to tell,” Haider Bhatti, a political analyst working for a think-tank, says, “But we have a list of frontrunners. It is, in descending order: PTI, Pervez Musharraf, Atif Aslam, K’s Bridals, De$I Gurlz Rokk and Papa Ki PryncE$$.”

What bullshit journalism is this?

Its satire from that Khabiristan website

 

[Usama78]

There core meeting was held in Lahore. Khan was in Lahore. If I am not wrong....
And the press conference at Karachi? and whats wrong with the last few line???
Is it a Joke? Khan may not be a good politician, but srsly? He can't be a stupid guy. FFS

Oh bhai this is a satirical piece

I am surprised you thought he actually made this statement



Its satire from that Khabiristan website

Oh haha, ok, After reading first few replies I thought it had something to do with reality.

 

[Winchester]

 

[khawaja07]

Sarcasm takes out the outpost hilarious stupidity in people these days

 

[Rasengan]

Oh bhai this is a satirical piece

I am surprised you thought he actually made this statement

Thank God, this is a satirical piece rather than a serious suggestion by Imran Khan. Personally as an Individual Imran Khan is a good human being, however I still firmly believe in the idea that he is too naive in the dirty political games of Pakistan.

 

[Shot-Caller]

If this is a real statement then PTI needs a chitrolt to be brought back to senses because they seem to be on some sweet drug after the recent decisions in their favor.

If this is satire then cb4 needs a chitrol.

 

[Echo_419]

Karachi – our PTI correspondent: At a press conference in Karachi, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan made a formal request for Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to be made the chief election commissioner, not just for the upcoming series of by-polls but also for the next general elections.

“Mr Zuckerberg is a tried-and-tested, proved entity who has shown the ability to build a platform that can truly assess the will of the people,” said Mr. Khan.

“In fact, as we know that the people of Pakistan now all – down to the last one of them – not only have Facebook accounts but also take the medium seriously, it would be pertinent for the election commission itself to be replaced by Facebook,” Khan said, adding that, “an online poll would save the government a whole lot of money.”

While it remains to be seen whether the government would agree to the demand, but political analysts have already taken to the social media platform to ascertain who the frontrunners in the elections are going to be.

http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/201...rg-be-made-election-commissioner-pti-demands/

Makes sense PTI will easily be abel to win on FB

 

[I S I]

so how many FB seats are they contesting?