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[Styx]

Muslim televangelist Mücahid Cihad Han delivered a hilarious Sunday sermon on the 24th when he warned men they would meet their masturbating hand “pregnant in the afterlife”. If a pregnant hand (Palm-ella Hand-erson?) wasn't scary enough, the hand would also be “asking for its rights,” Hurriyet Daily News reported. This was his response to a viewers’ question on private TV station 2000 TV when a viewer mentioned that he “kept masturbating, although he was married, and even during the Umrah,” a Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca.

Han said that Islam considered masturbation "haram" (forbidden). “Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said, referring to what he claimed to be a saying of Prophet Muhammad. “If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?”

Mücahid then advised the man to “resist Satan’s temptations.” In Islam, “Istimna,” (masturbation) is controversial, as there is no clear reference to the act in the Quran. However, it is considered "makruh" (disliked) .

Han was mocked heavily on Turkish social media.

Your Hands Will Be Pregnant In The 'Afterlife' If You Masturbate: Muslim Religious Leader

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[TheNoob]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Khalid Newazi]

Should have gone with facts like shrinking in penis size due to masturbation, hair-fall and plenty more.

will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,

He is stupid but not that stupid.

 

[friendly_troll96]

My hand must be sterile then.

 

[Styx]

Should have gone with facts like shrinking in penis size due to masturbation, hair-fall and plenty more.

wut

He is stupid but not that stupid.

so ? as if saying that your hand will get pregnant and ask for it's rights in the afterlife isn't stupid enough ?


curious, what did you make of the dude who was at it even during the umrah ?

 

[Psychic]

Should have gone with facts like shrinking in penis size due to masturbation, hair-fall and plenty more.

Those are myths, or else most people would have been bald with 2cm long Johnson.

 

[Stephen Cohen]

Nobody quotes me!!! I wont be replying to anyone on this thread.

Aww !! What would we do without you MADAM JI

 

[Star Wars]

Nobody quotes me!!! I wont be replying to anyone on this thread.

Hi

 

[Gauss]

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[Butchcassidy]

My hand must be sterile then.

Lol

 

[nair]

Do not open threads based on such idiotic statements........ There are several such morons around the world......

I dont see a possibility of a discussion with in the rules of the forum based on OP..... Suggest closing it.....

@Oscar @Irfan Baloch

 

[Styx]

Do not open threads based on such idiotic statements........ There are several such morons around the world......

I dont see a possibility of a discussion with in the rules of the forum based on OP..... Suggest closing it.....

@Oscar @Irfan Baloch

 

[I.R.A]

curious, what did you make of the dude who was at it even during the umrah ?

To err is human and to seek forgiveness is better. But he should not have made this public, not that its embarrassing, it's just that he should have left it between him and ALL MIGHTY and should have sought forgiveness. Making any such affair public means you are making others witness for your bad deeds and ALLAH prefers privacy.

 

[Styx]

To err is human and to seek forgiveness is better. But he should not have made this public, not that its embarrassing, it's just that he should have left it between him and ALL MIGHTY and should have sought forgiveness. Making any such affair public means you are making others witness for your bad deeds and ALLAH prefers privacy.

in his case, it was his hand that turned out to be all mighty

 

[I.R.A]

in his case, it was his hand that turned out to be all mighty

There is another very wise thing that Islam teaches it's followers "never engage in a discussion with an ignorant fool, he will drag you down to his level".

Have a nice day and get well soon to make some sense.