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[Realistic Change]

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GG (Galum Galoch) Brigade says something else - they say ephedrine overdose is halal but bringing money into Pakistan is haraam.

Do you ever wonder if there's a social gathering of only these dimwits who are the face of PMLN in a room and no one else;

1. Rana Sana
2. Javed Latif
3. Talal Ch
4. Danyal Aziz
5. Mian Manan
6. Maryam Aurangzeb
7. Saad Rafique
8. Khawaja Asif

Aur Abid Sher Ali as Chair!

What kind of dialogue would these illustrious leaders of ruling party have - and how would they address in their homes?

Must be perpetual R or M or NC17 rated guftago - but how do they talk to their kids?

 

[Farah Sohail]

$harifs have this weird philosophy - let me use some metaphors to decode their thought process .....

Pakistan is a Itwar Bazaar (Sunday Market), awaam and people other than $harifs are sabziyan (vegetables) and only buyers in this Itwar Bazaar are $harifs.

True.. Bs 3 log (IK, Justice Khosa, aur Gulzar) ab tak inke qaboo main nahi aaye.... Tab hi becharay pareshan hain.... Aur abb shayad JIT bhi nahi aarahi.. Inki pareshani tu ab banti hai..

Acha waisy logon.. Ramzan ka mubarak maheena shuru honay wala hai.. Tu kia khyal hai ..aap logon ka? Kiya Ramzan ke mubarak maheena main aap sharif family ko andar (matlab arrest ) hotay dekh rahay hain? June end main Ramzan khatam honge na... Kia ye mubarak din ...hum is ramzan dekh sakein ge? @PakSword beshak rassion se na bandhay jayein... Waisy hi arrest hojayein..panama verdict ke baad?

 

[PakSword]

Hahaha... purana show aaj dekha..

Acha baarian bhi lagayi theen? Ek Ke baad doosray ne interrogate kiya?..
Uff zabardast Iska 1/2 bhi sharif family ke saath hojaye tu maza aajaye I love Wajid zia and his Jit members

Tou aap ko kia lagta hai.. Kuchh log tou 12-14 ghantay ki baat kar rahay hain.. Abb insaan ko aaram ki zaroorat bhi tou hoti hai naa.. JIT members bhi insaan hain..

GG (Galum Galoch) Brigade says something else - they say ephedrine overdose is halal but bringing money into Pakistan is haraam.

Do you ever wonder if there's a social gathering of only these dimwits who are the face of PMLN in a room and no one else;

1. Rana Sana
2. Javed Latif
3. Talal Ch
4. Danyal Aziz
5. Mian Manan
6. Maryam Aurangzeb
7. Saad Rafique
8. Khawaja Asif

What kind of dialogue would these illustrious leaders of ruling party have - and how would they address in their homes?

Must be perpetual R or M or NC17 rated guftago - but how do they talk to their kids?

Rana Sana aur Javed Latif jab bolna shuru kartay hongay tou baqi log bhi apnay bachon ko doosray kamray main bhej detey hongay..

Acha waisy logon.. Ramzan ka mubarak maheena shuru honay wala hai.. Tu kia khyal hai ..aap logon ka? Kiya Ramzan ke mubarak maheena main aap sharif family ko andar (matlab arrest ) hotay dekh rahay hain? June end main Ramzan khatam honge na... Kia ye mubarak din ...hum is ramzan dekh sakein ge? @PakSword beshak rassion se na bandhay jayein... Waisy hi arrest hojayein..panama verdict ke baad?

Pata nahi.. Allah karay 27 Ramzan ul Mubarik ka din ho... jis din Pakistan bana tha! Iss 27 ko sahi main azad hojaey..

 

[Farah Sohail]

Tou aap ko kia lagta hai.. Kuchh log tou 12-14 ghantay ki baat kar rahay hain.. Abb insaan ko aaram ki zaroorat bhi tou hoti hai naa.. JIT members bhi insaan hain..

Bas...iska half bhi sharif family ke saath hojaye tu maza aajaye Mujhe tu lagta hai ke Mian Saanp ke liye 1 ya 2 hrs max bhtt honge... Woh us se pehle hi break hojayein ge.... Ya atleast unke betin ka saath wohi sulook karein jo tariq shafi ke saath kiya

I am loving this JIT.. Wajid Zia aur unki team chaa gayi!!!!

Lekin advocate aur pakora judge next hearing par kiya karein ge? Kahin JIT members se advocate yeh na keh dein ke aap bhi interrogation ke dauran decently behave karein.. Agar ye kar diya advocate ne..aur beshak Jit replace na bhi ki..sirf itna hi advocate ka keh dena, JIT ke morale ko down karnay aur sharif family ko victory denay ke liye bhtt hoga.. Agar advocate ne kuch aisa keh diya t Jit phir sahi se interrogate kisi ko bhi nahi kar paayegi.. Mujhe advocate aur pakora se aisi kisi baat ka bhtt darr hai

 

[PakSword]

Bas...iska half bhi sharif family ke saath hojaye tu maza aajaye Mujhe tu lagta hai ke Mian Saanp ke liye 1 ya 2 hrs max bhtt honge... Woh us se pehle hi break hojayein ge.... Ya atleast unke betin ka saath wohi sulook karein jo tariq shafi ke saath kiya

I am loving this JIT.. Wajid Zia aur unki team chaa gayi!!!!

Lekin advocate aur pakora judge next hearing par kiya karein ge? Kahin JIT members se advocate yeh na keh dein ke aap bhi interrogation ke dauran decently behave karein.. Agar ye kar diya advocate ne..aur beshak Jit replace na bhi ki..sirf itna hi advocate ka keh dena, JIT ke morale ko down karnay aur sharif family ko victory denay ke liye bhtt hoga.. Agar advocate ne kuch aisa keh diya t Jit phir sahi se interrogate kisi ko bhi nahi kar paayegi.. Mujhe advocate aur pakora se aisi kisi baat ka bhtt darr hai

Mushkil hi hai aisa ho.. NS ke saath.. pahlay hi dabao daal diya hai.. SC ne aik lafz bhi bol dia tou phir bilkul hi morale down hojaega..

Waisay aaj main news sunn raha tha ke JIT ne bhi jawab tayyar kar lia hai sari allegations ka... jo woh present karaingay.. koi tashaddud tou nahi hua..

 

[Farah Sohail]

Mushkil hi hai aisa ho.. NS ke saath.. pahlay hi dabao daal diya hai.. SC ne aik lafz bhi bol dia tou phir bilkul hi morale down hojaega..

Waisay aaj main news sunn raha tha ke JIT ne bhi jawab tayyar kar lia hai sari allegations ka... jo woh present karaingay.. koi tashaddud tou nahi hua..

Aap ko bhi advocate aur pakora se aisi umeed hai na...ke woh JIT ko bol saktay hain ke decently behave karein? phir tu morale bilkol hi down hojayega Allah advoacte aur pakora ko hidayat dey aur kash woh aisa koi remark pass na karein

Waisy NS ke liye kuch ziada karnay ki zuroorat nahi hai .. Uske liye bas ek kaam karein.. Justice Khosa is Incharge judge of Federal Judicial Academy.. Is bahany se hi..jis room main interrogation horahi hai..aur jahan NS se baith'na ho..uske bilkol saamnay hi Justice Khosa ki ek enlarged photograph lagaa dein..ke jaisy hi NS enter hon..sab se pehle hi nazar uss par paray... Aur kisi member ke haath main Godfather novel ho.... Bas yehi kafi hoga NS ke liye.. Aur uske baad interrogation shuru karein

 

[PakSword]

Aap ko bhi advocate aur pakora se aisi umeed hai na...ke woh JIT ko bol saktay hain ke decently behave karein?

50-50 chance hai..

Waisy NS ke liye kuch ziada karnay ki zuroorat nahi hai .. Uske liye bas ek kaam karein.. Justice Khosa is Incharge judge of Federal Judicial Academy.. Is bahany se hi..jis room main interrogation horahi hai..aur jahan NS se baith'na ho..uske bilkol saamnay hi Justice Khosa ki ek enlarged photograph lagaa dein..ke jaisy hi NS enter hon..sab se pehle hi nazar uss par paray... Aur kisi member ke haath main Godfather novel ho.... Bas yehi kafi hoga NS ke liye.. Aur uske baad interrogation shuru karein

Judicial Academy jana hi uski maut hai.. usnay sun lia hai ke kia hua Tariq Shafi ke saath.. Beti bhaag gaee.. khud controversial bana raha hai JIT ko..

 

[Farah Sohail]

50-50 chance hai..

Judicial Academy jana hi uski maut hai.. usnay sun lia hai ke kia hua Tariq Shafi ke saath.. Beti bhaag gaee.. khud controversial bana raha hai JIT ko..

Mujhe advocat aur pakor judge se kisi bhi qism ki koi achi umeed nahi hai woh aisa zuroor kuch karsaktay hain

Aap sochein ke ek tu judicial academy aana aur agar wahan Justice Khosa ki enlarged pic us room main ho..tu kia hashar hoga..Mian Sb ka? Mazaa hi aajayega

Beti ko bhi bulaye gi JIT.. Kab tak bhaagayi gi? Agar bulanay par na aayi tu JIT likh dey gi apni report main .. Ye koi dawn leaks thori hai ke hamesha ke liye bhaag jaye

 

[PakSword]

Mujhe advocat aur pakor judge se kisi bhi qism ki koi achi umeed nahi hai woh aisa zuroor kuch karsaktay hain

Aap sochein ke ek tu judicial academy aana aur agar wahan Justice Khosa ki enlarged pic us room main ho..tu kia hashar hoga..Mian Sb ka? Mazaa hi aajayega

Beti ko bhi bulaye gi JIT.. Kab tak bhaagayi gi? Agar bulanay par na aayi tu JIT likh dey gi apni report main .. Ye koi dawn leaks thori hai ke hamesha ke liye bhaag jaye

Justice Khosa waisay hi jaan boojh kar "ghalti se" room main ajaein.. kaam ban jaega.. Waisay main ne kal ka The Reporters dekha.. Shaikh Rasheed ne jo Pappu wali analogy use ki hai, woh Godfather se bhi achi hai.. Justice Gulzar ko Sh. Rasheed ke saath beth kar pappu wali analogy pe kuchh sabaq lena chahiey tha...

Aap ne dekha hoga kal ka program jis main Sh. Rasheed aaye thay?

Beti bhaagi hai, kyunke she wants ke JIT members manage hojaein phir wapis aaye.. Ummeed tou hai ke JIT bulaegi, Maryam ko.. lekin of course uss par halka hi haath rakhaingay..

Amir Aziz aur Rasool akelay hi kafi hain cross questioning ke liey.. Baqi log tou dhaak bithanay ke liey hain.. Agar khuda na khwasta innn dono ko replace kar deti hai SC (jo ke 99 % chance hai ke nahi hoga) tou NS ke liey burai hi burai hai..

Yeh dono cross questioning karain aur baqi sab sirf ghoori marain.. munh main cigar laga kar..

Waisay NS ke liey mushkil yeh hai ke uss se (ya uss ke betay se) access manga jaega Panama records tak ka.. jo kay woh nahi deingay.. aur uss par SC ko faisla karna hai ke chupanay ko woh kaisay treat kartay hain..

 

[Realistic Change]

Sorry guys - off topic

You must have heard this but once again:

https://twitter.com/x/status/867791016568467456

Yeh koi mughal badshah nahin hain aur na hi hum koi kammi kameen hain key yeh kuch bhi boltey jaien aur hum chup rahein

Since one of the Panama Defence Minister was involved I though should share it - if it's already shared - mods please delete this post!

 

[Farah Sohail]

Justice Khosa waisay hi jaan boojh kar "ghalti se" room main ajaein.. kaam ban jaega.. Waisay main ne kal ka The Reporters dekha.. Shaikh Rasheed ne jo Pappu wali analogy use ki hai, woh Godfather se bhi achi hai.. Justice Gulzar ko Sh. Rasheed ke saath beth kar pappu wali analogy pe kuchh sabaq lena chahiey tha...

Aap ne dekha hoga kal ka program jis main Sh. Rasheed aaye thay?

Beti bhaagi hai, kyunke she wants ke JIT members manage hojaein phir wapis aaye.. Ummeed tou hai ke JIT bulaegi, Maryam ko.. lekin of course uss par halka hi haath rakhaingay..

Amir Aziz aur Rasool akelay hi kafi hain cross questioning ke liey.. Baqi log tou dhaak bithanay ke liey hain.. Agar khuda na khwasta innn dono ko replace kar deti hai SC (jo ke 99 % chance hai ke nahi hoga) tou NS ke liey burai hi burai hai..

Yeh dono cross questioning karain aur baqi sab sirf ghoori marain.. munh main cigar laga kar..

Waisay NS ke liey mushkil yeh hai ke uss se (ya uss ke betay se) access manga jaega Panama records tak ka.. jo kay woh nahi deingay.. aur uss par SC ko faisla karna hai ke chupanay ko woh kaisay treat kartay hain..

Waisy yeh soch tu mere bhi zehen main aayi thee ke agar Justice Khosa "ghalti se" us room main aajayein..tu NS ka kia haal hoga?? Phir socha ke shayad yeh ziada hojaye....aur uski jagah unki ek photo bhi kaafi hai, smiling face ke saath Kuch dhoond kar select karni chahye ya beshak is maqsad ke liye hi unki ek photo le li jaye

Kal ka reportes dekha tu tha, Sheikh Rashid wala.. Kon si analogy ki baat karrahay hain? Pappu 2 main fail aur 3 main compart hai..woh wali? Justice Khosa Sh Rashid se sabaq nahi le saktay thay..kiun ke woh tu God father ke baad aayi hai na.. Nxt kisi verdict ke liye sh rashid ke saath beth saktay hain

Agar Amir Aziz aur Bilal Rasool ko replace kar dey SC tu...tab NS ke liye kaisy burayi hai?

Waisy yeh bhi theek kaha ke 2 log interrogate karein..baqi ghoori marein? Aur un main se kisi ke haath main Godfather novel bhi ho..tu kia hi baat hai?

Agar NS panama records tak access nahi dein ge..tab bhi advocate aur pakora uske favor main verdict de saktay hain.... Aaj tak unhon ne kia record diya tha? Kuch bhi nahi.. Yeh dono koi na koi clause uske favor main le aayein ge

 

[PakSword]

Sorry guys - off topic

You must have heard this but once again:

https://twitter.com/x/status/867791016568467456

Yeh koi mughal badshah nahin hain aur na hi hum koi kammi kameen hain key yeh kuch bhi boltey jaien aur hum chup rahein

Since one of the Panama Defence Minister was involved I though should share it - if it's already shared - mods please delete this post!

Besharam log hain.. Har jaga zillat hochuki hai.. uss ke bawajud dhitai se baithay hain...

Abb tou international zillat horahi hai..

Aur jab NS ko kidney stones ki shikayat huee thi pichlay dinon, tou kisi ne sahi comment kia tha ke abb tou andar se bhi kankariyan parni shuru hogaee hain..

 

[Farah Sohail]

Besharam log hain.. Har jaga zillat hochuki hai.. uss ke bawajud dhitai se baithay hain...

Abb tou international zillat horahi hai..

Aur jab NS ko kidney stones ki shikayat huee thi pichlay dinon, tou kisi ne sahi comment kia tha ke abb tou andar se bhi kankariyan parni shuru hogaee hain..

NS ke saath jo KSA main bhi hua hai..woh bhi zabardast hai.. Ab tu inke friends bhi inn se peechay hatna shuru hogaye hain.. NS ke liye is se bura kuch nahi hosakta hai ke KSA uski support se hatt jaye... Ek dafa phir kehnay ka dil chah raha hai #ThankyouRaheelSharif Soch rahi hun ke dawn leaks ki leninecy par saaray inke qusoor maaf kar diye jayein Dawn leaks ka acha badla liya hai

 

[PakSword]

Kal ka reportes dekha tu tha, Sheikh Rashid wala.. Kon si nalogy ki baat karrahay hain? Pappu 2 main fail aur 3 main compart hai..woh wali? Justice Khosa Sh Rashid se sabaq nahi le saktay thay..kiun ke woh tu God father ke baad aayi hai na.. Nxt kisi verdict ke liye sh rashid ke saath beth saktay hain

Nahi main justice Gulzar ki baat kar raha tha.. Pappu ki analogy unhain use karni chahiey thi..

Kal ke reporters dekhnay par meri hansi nahi ruk rahi thi.. Pappu fail hogaya.. pappu ka 3 main compartment hai.. pappu abb poora school girana chahta hai.. Pappu viva se dar raha hai etc etc..

Agar Amir Aziz aur Bilal Rasool ko replace kar dey SC tu...tab NS ke liye kaisy burayi hai?

Sorry main ne kehna tha ke agar inn dono ko na hatain, jis ka 99% chance hai, tou burai hi burai hai..

 

[Farah Sohail]

Sorry guys - off topic

Since one of the Panama Defence Minister was involved I though should share it - if it's already shared - mods please delete this post!

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Nahi main justice Gulzar ki baat kar raha tha.. Pappu ki analogy unhain use karni chahiey thi..

Kal ke reporters dekhnay par meri hansi nahi ruk rahi thi.. Pappu fail hogaya.. pappu ka 3 main compartment hai.. pappu abb poora school girana chahta hai.. Pappu viva se dar raha hai etc etc..

Sorry main ne kehna tha ke agar inn dono ko na hatain, jis ka 99% chance hai, tou burai hi burai hai..

Waqayi kal Sheikh Rashid full form main thay Wh bhi tu kuch kaha tha..choohay jilandar honge Kiya tha...sahi se yaad nahi aaraha poora kia kaha tha

Mujhe bhi umeed tu hai ke Amir Aziz aur Bilal Rasool ko nahi hatayein ge .... bas mujhe advocate aur pakora judge ke remarks se dar lag raha hai ke kahin kuch aisa na keh dien jis se JIT ka morale down hojaye

Beti bhaagi hai, kyunke she wants ke JIT members manage hojaein phir wapis aaye.. Ummeed tou hai ke JIT bulaegi, Maryam ko.. lekin of course uss par halka hi haath rakhaingay..

Ch Ghulam Hussain ne tu kal news di thee ke Baji ko bhi bulayegi JIT.. Aur shayad Sabir Shakir ne bhi news di thee ke sab ko bulaye gi JIT