Pakistani military seeks better relations with India, says report

[Fireurimagination]

Better relations by grooming Laskar tobia and hizbul, thanks but no thanks.

 

[khansaheeb]

I know better to call BS out when i see one.

see if you can joke on this BS:-

Lesson Number One
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Number Three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go. The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

Lesson Number Four
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out. Then he ate him!

Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/managementlessonjoke.html

 

[XDescendantX]

Well done Pak military, you are showing the world that even when you offered the enemy peace, the enemy proved they are incapable of accepting humanity.

Ladies and gentlemen this is going to be another thread where Indians will enjoy a self fellatio !

That's going to be hard when they already have their heads stuck up their a$$es.

 

[MBT 3000]

hmmm

 

[Areesh]

And here ladies and gentlemen you have shown them your weakness. Its not the job of military to seek better or peaceful relations, its the job of the politicians. Military job is to fight. When you tell on the contrary you have displayed your weakness.
Just for example you will never hear Indian army or its general saying something similar. SC is right no where in the world will you find such example where military is running businesses and making profits rather than doing their actual jobs. @Areesh @war&peace

Agreed.

In any case Indians are laaton kai bhoot. Not baaton kai bhoot

 

[Soumitra]

Well done Pak military, you are showing the world that even when you offered the enemy peace, the enemy proved they are incapable of accepting humanity.



That's going to be hard when they already have their heads stuck up their a$$es.

Remember 1999 Lahore Bus Yatra? Our PM and your PM talked of peace and what your general did?
Fool me once - shame on you
Fool me twice - shame on me

 

[Trango Towers]

Now they know China not going to save them let alone talking about others.
Pathetic!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/993002790258642944

One Word..

Indian

 

[Zuraib Qasit Khan]

One Word..

Indian

I support Pak on Kashmir ,

But do something . U arent doing anything ,
Arm Kashmiri Resistance them like FSA , Hezbollah ,

Many Kashmiris are starting to Hate Pakistan ,
Because Indian RAW agent Nawaz Sharif, isnt willing to take a stance on Kashmir ,

https://twitter.com/x/status/993207877002317824

 

[Trango Towers]

I support Pak on Kashmir ,

But do something . U arent doing anything ,
Arm Kashmiri Resistance them like FSA , Hezbollah ,

Many Kashmiris are starting to Hate Pakistan ,
Because Indian RAW agent Nawaz Sharif, isnt willing to take a stance on Kashmir ,

https://twitter.com/x/status/993207877002317824

How many wars has paksitan fought for Kashmir is and they were asleep. Still we give and give and give. Time for them to rise and fight. Military support is there

 

[Soumitra]

I support Pak on Kashmir ,

But do something . U arent doing anything ,
Arm Kashmiri Resistance them like FSA , Hezbollah ,

Many Kashmiris are starting to Hate Pakistan ,
Because Indian RAW agent Nawaz Sharif, isnt willing to take a stance on Kashmir ,

https://twitter.com/x/status/993207877002317824

You support Pakistan on Kashmir. Why don't you do something? Go there and fight against the Indian Army. Saala. pant geeli ho jayegi.

 

[El Sidd]

Dawn ka fassad !!

 

[XDescendantX]

Remember 1999 Lahore Bus Yatra? Our PM and your PM talked of peace and what your general did?
Fool me once - shame on you
Fool me twice - shame on me

Remember 1947 Indo-Pak partition? Pakistan HONORED it's part of the deal & gave India all Hindu majority province, and India DISHONORED it's part of the deal by NOT giving Pakistan all Muslim majority province (Kashmir).

The shame has been with India since day one. Pakistan gave India a chance to rid it's self of shame but it has become apparent that shame & dishonor is in India's DNA.

 

[TMA]

Remember 1947 Indo-Pak partition? Pakistan HONORED it's part of the deal & gave India all Hindu majority province, and India DISHONORED it's part of the deal by NOT giving Pakistan all Muslim majority province (Kashmir).

The shame has been with India since day one. Pakistan gave India a chance to rid it's self of shame but it has become apparent that shame & dishonor is in India's DNA.

Yeah also Hyderabad voted for Pakistan.

 

[suresh1773]

Remember 1947 Indo-Pak partition? Pakistan HONORED it's part of the deal & gave India all Hindu majority province, and India DISHONORED it's part of the deal by NOT giving Pakistan all Muslim majority province (Kashmir). .

No you are wrong. Well a plebiscite could not be held in Kashmir because the Pakistani army refused to vacate

 

[xyxmt]

Lol, the other way of looking at this is that Pakistan Army invited the Indians to remind them "look, you don't know who and what you are messing with":
"The report notes that “in a historic first last month,” Chief of the Army Staff Gen Qamar Javed Bajwa invited Sanjay Vishwasrao, the Indian military attaché, and his team to the Pakistan Day military parade in Islamabad. The move indicates that “ties between the two foes are warming up,” it adds, noting that Gen Bajwa followed this two weeks later by saying that the Pakistan military wanted peace and dialogue with India."

Pakistan is not a war mongering country and wants peaceful relations with India but you cant clap with one hand when the other hand is hiding a knife behind their behind