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Rehman Malik says, "Abbotabad mein aise chota moota waqayat hota rehta hain".

Translation: Such small incidents keep occurring in Abbotabad.

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:undecided: where did he say that ? chota sa dram tha but tofan macha diya ha iss nay
 
13. Pakistan’s foreign debt is estimated to be $55 billion and it is expected to pay nearly $3 billion in repayments this year to avoid default. At this time, Pakistan’s father (China) and grandfather (Saudia Arabia) have abruptly refused to grant any loans. In this predicament, America is once again leading the campaign to accumulate aid for Pakistan by influencing nations such as Japan and France.

Anas Abbas

Whose this Anas Abbas guy ? :lol:

supporting killing of 68 innocent Pakistanis by hindu terrorists in Samjhota express.

Dont say retarded things without proof (same like Pak posters shouting about ISI's involvement needs proof) even though the world's most wanted terrorist was found a guest in Pakistan right under the nose of the military.
 
I am watching news channels.. and funny thing is, they keep on running the "badly made" animation of the events which happened.. at least make some good animation or better yet.. why not run the original tape.. THEY were WATCHING.. isn't it?

Lol.. One of the theories (from someone in Indian IB) doing rounds is that the mission video captured some Pakistani officials in the compound as OBL's guests and hence is not being shared to protect Pakistan.
 
Virgins on strike demanding pay rise greet Osama in afterlife

Heaven. Even if he had expected the US soldiers to hunt him down and kill him, he surely wouldn’t have expected this. It seems Al-Qaida founder Osama Bin Laden would have to wait for a few weeks before he could get his promised 72 virgins after death, as all the virgins are reported to be on strike since last Monday demanding a hike in salary.
In fact, the virgins have refused to come back to work even after a local court asked them to do so.
“An order to this effect was released by the local court after news of Osama being killed reached us. We wanted to give the best possible reception to Osama upon his arrival, but these greedy bitches are not budging an inch,” informed Saddam Hussein, who is currently working as a typist outside the court in the alleged heaven.

Osama looks nothing like a happy man in the afterlife
Faking News can’t confirm if the concerned place indeed is “heaven” as described in many texts, images, and videos found on earth, but our dead reporter currently residing in that place maintains that it indeed is. Our reporter further informs that Osama is mighty pissed off with the mess.
“What kind of mismanagement is this? Am I still in Pakistan?” Osama told Faking News, “In fact, Pakistan was better. Friends in the Military Academy at Abbottabad used to send me goat milk daily on time, until the American bastards bombed my house and threw me into a sea.”
“I had thought beautiful virgins will help me take bath with rose water after I came here smelling like a fish,” Osama added, “And all that I have got here are these three buckets of saline water with this Liril nimbu soap. What the hell is this? Where are the virgins?”
Osama had to face these difficulties as virgins have been on strike for almost five days now demanding a pay hike from the heaven administration. No private establishments are allowed in heaven hence Osama can’t even get any private virgins by paying higher fees.
“We have been working overtime since 9/11 and we have not been given any promotion or pay rise,” said one of the striking virgins, “Can you believe my designation still reads as ‘virgin’ even though I’ve been attending martyrs for a decade now! We are not going to end our strike till this manipulation and exploitation stops.”
The heaven administration has appealed to the virgins to end their strike on many occasions and has even threatened to impose ESMA (Essential Services Maintenance Act) against them, but the association of virgins has showed no sign of relenting.
“This is crazy; I will bomb all of them!” Osama told Faking News as he tried to take bath all by himself with the Liril soap. “Who’s she by the way?” Osama longingly asked, pointing to the picture of a girl on the soap wrapper.




this is hillarious
 
Lol.. One of the theories (from someone in Indian IB) doing rounds is that the mission video captured some Pakistani officials in the compound as OBL's guests and hence is not being shared to protect Pakistan.

:laugh: Indian IB bwahahahahahahaha



oh man speculations speculation lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. why would US protect Pakistan when CIA is trying its damn best to damage us lolzzz.


they are not releasing anything s there was NOTHING.
 
Lol.. One of the theories (from someone in Indian IB) doing rounds is that the mission video captured some Pakistani officials in the compound as OBL's guests and hence is not being shared to protect Pakistan.

Damn these similarities.. i heard that there were some papers which showed RAW agents involvement in all the terrorist attacks in Pakistan there and that is the reason USA did not inform the Pakistani Govt., amazing how stories circulate.. :undecided:

Again, it is better for USA to show the original tape.. that would solve all the problems and issues.. isn't it?
 
:laugh: Indian IB bwahahahahahahaha



oh man speculations speculation lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. why would US protect Pakistan when CIA is trying its damn best to damage us lolzzz.


they are not releasing anything s there was NOTHING.

Do you have a proof that there was nothing.. ?? Didnt Pakistan confirm the death of OBL??
 
Whose this Anas Abbas guy ? :lol:



Dont say retarded things without proof (same like Pak posters shouting about ISI's involvement needs proof) even though the world's most wanted terrorist was found a guest in Pakistan right under the nose of the military.

Would you please be kind enough to SHOW us the proof of that??.. or is that just word of mouth?? (mouth can belong to anyone, doesn't matter)
 
Jana - there are all kinds of people everywhere, the strength of society is driven by the goals/values/behavior that we exhibit and espouse ! Provide incentive for the right behavior and teach our children to be fair and have human values ! One of the yardstick is observe the behavior of middle class! If your neighbor is downtrodden, it doesn't mean that to match him/her you exhibit same behavior !

Hope that makes sense, its not about proving each other wrong/right but at least being consistent with human values which defines us as individuals ! Hopefully our behavior would touch the lives of people around you and we contribute our bit in making world as better place! Thats what we can as individuals rather then all these hypothetical positions - which seems to me most of us do not have any first hand information, and everyone is just adding their own personal flavour to put everyone else other down rather then focusing on what is the real problem !

In fact you are spewing venom one sidedly If you had been following the forum then you must find that we do NOT support criminal acts.


and by going your criteria for debate then i am sorry to say your bharati members are very much part of it defending barbi mosque destruction, killing of thousands of Muslims in Gujraat by Hindu extremists and supporting killing of 68 innocent Pakistanis by hindu terrorists in Samjhota express.
 
osama is killed in 2001 by omar saeed sheikh

Then wonder, if the Americans had outsourced his job to this guy??

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Rehman Malik says, "Abbotabad mein aise chota moota waqayat hota rehta hain".

Translation: Such small incidents keep occurring in Abbotabad.

:lol:

Rehman Malik is the biggest joker that we have, second only to ISI and PA which is still sleeping.

hahahaha Agar ye chhota mota wakya hai, to Rehman sahab bada wakya kisko kahenge... har kothri me ek atom bomb???
 
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