Darling, trust me, I'm never tense when I see you here. It is as if I am teleported from the freezing cold water of the Barents Sea to the warm embrace of the Mediterranean, as soon as I see you online.
Need more love?
Look at that, your geography is just as good as your humor. Why do you do this to me emperor...you make me like you more and more each time I come on (see baby, I am equally good at this hehe)
hey, btw two things
1) how are you and how was your day?
2) were you serious about buying a seat in parliament and politics later on?? Cuz, i was planning a military coup of pakistan myself, so just let me know if you're gonna be there, because then I would have to dress extra nicely while doing it haha LOLOL