Naswar Corner

[Ticker]

Q> How do people know if it's a true chaudry?
A> Whenever someone refers to himself as a third person!


Same old, same old... however you do seem to be in chirpy mood today!

You have been quite liberal with positive comments and let's not forget, a few emoticons here and a few there!

This mood is normally attributed to girls.

Duh ..........

 

[Armstrong]

Yups, even royal lineage! (same goes for tareen)

However, their pushto sucks big time, they were always wazirs in the royal court or kabeela!

Hmmmn....! So tell me something about them that I can use to tease a Ms. Bangash with !

 

[Redbull]

Zarvin meri jaan, welcome! Long time

I thought it would be a longer time You missed the forum too much eh? It can get addictive. Anyway welcome back.

 

[Bratva]

I heard bangash and Khattaks are hard rivals of each other?

 

[Hyperion]

Hmmmn....! So tell me something about them that I can use to tease a Ms. Bangash with !

Tease them on Pushto, their achilles heel ---- Most have forgotten the language!!!
Other than that, they are a bit short (from average) and there is 30/70 split between sunni and shia Bangash's!

 

[Ticker]

Array koi hummay mar rah hai and koi humay dafna kay begaiyr jala raha hai

arrey nahin nahin ......

I cremated you.

Only waiting for your confirmation if your raakh ganga mein bahani hai ya Lahore ke ganday naalay mein.

Please confirm.

 

[Hyperion]

I heard bangash and Khattaks are hard rivals of each other?

Khattaks are a quasi race. Not a pure race of Pathans, just like Mehsuds. No one knows of their lineage...

 

[Armstrong]

Tease them on Pushto, their achilles heel ---- Most have forgotten the language!!!
Other than that, they are a bit short (from average) and there is 30/70 split between sunni and shia Bangash's!

Khochaa this one is around 5'7 *thats pretty nice for a Pakistani lady* & she speaks fluent Pashto ! Her Dad is closer to 6'5 !

30:70 sunni-shi'ia ! I thought Pukhtoons were wholly Sunnis & only the tras-ethnic Pukhtoon-Gilgiti people of the Northern Areas were Shi'ias. Kher...mujhee kiyaa mein neh kaun seee namaazeinnn parhvaaanii hain !

 

[Hyperion]

I thought it would be a longer time You missed the forum too much eh? It can get addictive. Anyway welcome back.

Nah mate, finished my important tasks, and will be here till I travel... once abroad, won't have the time... besides I did miss you guys and a gal!

 

[Bratva]

Khochaa this one is around 5'7 *thats pretty nice for a Pakistani lady* & she speaks fluent Pashto ! Her Dad is closer to 6'5 !

Fauji Ki beti to nahiii?

 

[Hyperion]

Khochaa this one is around 5'7 *thats pretty nice for a Pakistani lady* & she speaks fluent Pashto ! Her Dad is closer to 6'5 !

Well, then she is from the Afghan family branch (the other is from Delhi).... They are pretty strict, even amongst our own tribes!

Most of them like medicine... and become doctors... IQ is also above average....

 

[RazPaK]

This buttt that apparently did 209 squats is calling me a chuddi?

Either one that chudds?

Or a woman's under-garments?


Wtf is the meaning of this.

 

[Armstrong]

Fauji Ki beti to nahiii?

No civil servant ! Aurrr mein koi flirt shiiirt nahin kar rahaa...shes younger than me & like my sister !

 

[Dubious]

Hello, Pinkooooooo..... missed you a lot!

What's up??? Any new mad experiment today?

Went sample collecting then freeze dried them then labelled some primers...Going to extract tons of DNA for the next week!

Rained all day me cooolllldddd

 

[Redbull]

Nah mate, finished my important tasks, and will be here till I travel... once abroad, won't have the time... besides I did miss you guys and a gal!

U 2, I was getting a headache readingtwo noble kinsman which is suspected to be written by Shakespeare.

Among other things, I have to quote those bits which show "heteorsexual love as undesirable".