MyLifeIsDesi.com

[khanz]

this one of my favourites from goodness gracious me

 

[FreekiN]

Today, my gori friend sat next to me, leaned toward my open school bag and said my bag smelled like Pakistan. MLID

Today, my mom made me a mango achar sandwich.

today a boy came up to me and told me "why do you bother getting good grades, indians are destined to be taxi drivers anyway" mlid

Today, while trying to get something out of the cupboard, an avalanche of shan masala packets fell on me. MLID

Today, I went to get my facial hair laser removed. I'm a 19 year old girl. MLID.

Today, I got a message from a random desi man on Fb. It said "Hello I'm Quasim! We can make frnshp, becuz you look like nice girl". He was blocked. MLID

Today, I went to a desi grocery store where they also sell halal meat. There was a sign in the store saying, "Do not steal. Allah Is watching." MLID.

Today a boy made homemade spicy salsa. Everyone's faces were turning red and saying it was too spicy, while me and a few other desi kids kept on eating it. MLID