Modi complains to Xi against Pakistan

[Pakistan First]

(If you don't have a mind capable of smiling, don't read it.)

In reality, this is what happened

Modi pleaded to Xi to listen to India's sensitivities towards CPEC while Mr Xi said..

Xi: Since you've left the job, who is making good tea these days ?
Modi: (Silence...)
Xi: (After a pause with a smile) I hope you've got a long list of tea makers which is making you think that long.
Modi: Xi jee, you don't seem to understand what I said.
Xi: (Feeling surprised..) have you given the name of best tea maker already?
Modi: I'll make good tea for you myself, trust me I am still the best in India. But this is not about tea now.. I want you to listen to our concerns about CPEC.
Xi: Sure.. I'll listen to them someday. Discussions around the tea-table needs some subject. So let it be that.
Modi: Dekho jee Pakistan is in occupation of our territory and your road is passing through it.
Xi: Road is not the only thing which passes.. do you know wind, water, fish and birds are continuously passing through it since ages.
Modi: I had told my cabinet that you would not listen... you've wasted my time in this talk.
Xi: Don't worry Modi.. India wouldn't have lost much during this time. After all how many cups of tea you would've made in this time anyway?
Modi: Dekho jee, enough is enough. I have respect and I do not want to hear this talk more.
Xi: Yea yea I have heard about it... We will also discuss about your respect when we'll sit to take tea.
Modi: Hell be with tea.. I am here about CPEC!
Xi: Whats the problem with CPEC?
Modi: I need you to see how burnt I am from within, I couldn't sleep at night.
Xi: Hmm.. people who sit before kettle long hours often complain about it.
Modi: Hell with kettle.. hell with tea and hell with everything about it.
Xi: Yea that would be a good idea.. "everything about tea and its maker should be in hell".
Modi: Hey Baghwaan!

LMAO! heheheheheehehehe

And then Xi handed over a souvenir to Modi, which contained the following framed photograph:

 

[PaklovesTurkiye]

hahahha ...I didn't know CPEC gets more attention from RSS thugs than Pakistanis....Their burnt asses are prove of it....

 

[koolio]

If India has any sensitivities why did India sign a defence pact for logistics treaty with USA, clearly shows India is two faced and cant digest CPEC, moti ji is so stupid he thinks by begging China, China is going to scrap CPEC, China has already committed billions to the project, and many projects linked to CPEC are already in full swing.

 

[venu309]

A few months back when India complained to US about the F16s, Pakistanis had very similar response saying Randi Rona etc etc. A few weeks later when US decided not to give the F16s, all of them in their frustration were abusing everybody....US, India, Israel, their own government, their PM.. After sometime they would have similar response when their so called diplomacy fails.

 

[Thorough Pro]

A few months back all the Indians and the indian establishment was busy downplaying CPEC, now they have a fever about it and complaining to whom? China! The same China who is a partner in it and the same China india is conspiring against with it's new friend USA

 

[RIP Pak LAW]

A few months back when India complained to US about the F16s, Pakistanis had very similar response saying Randi Rona etc etc. A few weeks later when US decided not to give the F16s, all of them in their frustration were abusing everybody....US, India, Israel, their own government, their PM.. After sometime they would have similar response when their so called diplomacy fails.

When did US actually refused to give Pakistan F16s ? All they asked us to pay the full money. They will give you the latest F16s right away provided we pay for the planes in full.

Its not the first project which Pakistan has initiated in GB/Azad Kashmir with the help of Chinese but the cry foul of Indians for the CPEC is something really amusing.

 

[xyxmt]

Randi rona has become the pillar of Indian foreign policy. Time will come when all countries will make this statement a part of Modi's visit agenda

- No Randi Rona

 

[Taimoor Khan]

Its seems we Pakistanis invented this impression "Randi Rona" specifically for the Indians. One of the "skills" for qualifying to be PM of India that one needs to be a "dayhate Aurat".

 

[litman]

modi , the greatest leader of the biggest democracy of the world is weeping and he needs to be. their agents in the form of TTP are wiped out of pakistan by PA. indian long term operative in the baluchistan in the form of BLA is no more. MQM is totally exposed and is being thrashed .CPEC is moving forward at a good pace. Modi should be ashamed of himself. kashmir freedom struggle gained momentum during his tenure and all the indian long term operatives inside pakistan like ttp, bla ,mqm at which india has spent millions over decades are now getting extinct during his tenure.

 

[footmarks]

Its seems we Pakistanis invented this impression "Randi Rona" specifically for the Indians. One of the "skills" for qualifying to be PM of India that one needs to be a "dayhate Aurat".

The term we use here in India is "pakistani rona". means the same though

 

[Pakistan First]

The term we use here in India is "pakistani rona". means the same though

Nice try, but Naaaaa

You can't plagiarise this. Randi-Rona is authentic, 100% genuine, original term for Indian butt-hurt induced crying condition. This isn't bollywood where you literally rip-off several hollywood movies to create almost every other indian movie.

 

[ekhindustani]

LMAO! heheheheheehehehe

And then Xi handed over a souvenir to Modi, which contained the following framed photograph:

don't take much effort to humour a pakistani, no wonder bollywood is doing good business there.

 

[litman]

i am still thinking how the leader of the super power india would have been complaining to chinese president??
sir ya munchon wala raheel sharef mujhay tang kerta hay

 

[SarthakGanguly]

"everything about tea and its maker should be in hell".

No Chinese man will ever say that.

 

[Pakistan First]

Doing what he knows best.