Mission Accomplished : Mosquito is Rewarded !!

[Chanakyaa]

MUMBAI: Biryani-loving Pakistani terrorist Ajmal Kasab is said to be suffering from high-grade fever after being allegedly bitten by a mosquito. Sources say an inquiry has been ordered into how the mosquito managed to infiltrate the high-security prison.

However, the actions of the brave Aedes mosquito are being hailed all over the country. "Perhaps this mosquito may have done what the Indian government and judicial system have failed to do," an elated Mumbai resident said.

Some citizens wanted to arrange a felicitation ceremony for the brave mosquito but the mosquito is not answering his phone. Others were concerned for its health considering the quality of blood it may have ingested.

The Maharashtra government has announced a reward of Rs 50 lakh for the mosquito along with a flat in Adarsh building and a plot of "farming land" in Pune. The railways is ready to provide it a job.

The Pakistani terrorist is currently lodged in a bomb-proof, egg-shaped cell at the jail since his arrest. His prison may even have inspired Lady Gaga's performance of "Born this way", an expert said.

Unfortunately, the mosquito itself is incommunicado. Jail sources say his brazen attack took everyone by surprise and it could even have been a fidayeen.

"It was a precision air strike. Before we could even react, the mosquito had carried out the sting operation and all we got was a vigorously scratching Kasab."

"Well, to itch his own," a jailer added. Some of the guards pretended to kill the insect but sources said they were just clapping.

Meanwhile, Pakistan has condemned this heinous act and demanded New Delhi take strict action against the outfit behind it.

Islamabad summoned the Indian envoy to issue a demarche and is even willing to hand over Dawood Ibrahim in exchange for the mosquito.

 

[Alphacharlie]

MUMBAI: Biryani-loving Pakistani terrorist Ajmal Kasab is said to be suffering from high-grade fever after being allegedly bitten by a mosquito. Sources say an inquiry has been ordered into how the mosquito managed to infiltrate the high-security prison.

However, the actions of the brave Aedes mosquito are being hailed all over the country. "Perhaps this mosquito may have done what the Indian government and judicial system have failed to do," an elated Mumbai resident said.

Some citizens wanted to arrange a felicitation ceremony for the brave mosquito but the mosquito is not answering his phone. Others were concerned for its health considering the quality of blood it may have ingested.

The Maharashtra government has announced a reward of Rs 50 lakh for the mosquito along with a flat in Adarsh building and a plot of "farming land" in Pune. The railways is ready to provide it a job.

The Pakistani terrorist is currently lodged in a bomb-proof, egg-shaped cell at the jail since his arrest. His prison may even have inspired Lady Gaga's performance of "Born this way", an expert said.

Unfortunately, the mosquito itself is incommunicado. Jail sources say his brazen attack took everyone by surprise and it could even have been a fidayeen.

"It was a precision air strike. Before we could even react, the mosquito had carried out the sting operation and all we got was a vigorously scratching Kasab."

"Well, to itch his own," a jailer added. Some of the guards pretended to kill the insect but sources said they were just clapping.

Meanwhile, Pakistan has condemned this heinous act and demanded New Delhi take strict action against the outfit behind it.

Islamabad summoned the Indian envoy to issue a demarche and is even willing to hand over Dawood Ibrahim in exchange for the mosquito.

Ajmal Kasab - Needs to remain alive, It is VITAL for us, as it keeps a Living Specimen of 2008 Terrorrist attack. I am pleased, we are playing THE GAME Exceptionally well....

 

[Awesome]

I hope Ajmal Kasab's testimony is recorded before he is killed to ensure the judicial process against perpetrators of the Mumbai attack goes on.

He should be able to survive Dengue fever as hes young. With the right medical help that is.

 

[Alphacharlie]

I hope Ajmal Kasab's testimony is recorded before he is killed to ensure the judicial process against perpetrators of the Mumbai attack goes on.

He should be able to survive Dengue fever as hes young. With the right medical help that is.

This statement is INDEED JOKE OF THE DAY

 

[RazPaK]

Indians are such a ******* joke. Look at his face and how he speaks. And he supposed to from Okara? Facepalm...

 

[ironman1]

alas he is not going to die ! prisoners are very well taken care of medically in INDIA . once i was given responsibilty of jail ward in my medical college. each prisoner was treated as super VIP. examined and investigated by a panel of superspecialists ! and every day to avoid discharge from hospital, they would feign chest pain and some such .

such senior doctors wasting time on crap of society which would have been better utilized for common people !


and also guys an advice regarding DENGUE : protect youself against mosquitoes

and if you have had even mild dengue in past , prevent new infection at all cost , because reinfection is deadliest (specially with other strain )

 

[SajeevJino]

Finally Indian Government done this job by just a Small Mosquito



Some Indian Think Tanks Believed they have a New weapon system to infiltrate deep enemy bunkers .with low cost of enemy bloods....


Tensions rises up in both China and Pakistan to counter mosquito with new air defense system....

 

[turbo charged]

Indians are such a ******* joke. Look at his face and how he speaks. And he supposed to from Okara? Facepalm...

he looks and speaks like a tamil naduish man from travancore,tamil nadu.

 

[WAR-rior]

Indians are such a ******* joke. Look at his face and how he speaks. And he supposed to from Okara? Facepalm...

Abe ande. Go and say this to you GEO TV which carried thorough investigation before themselves stating the fact. Tum jaise dhakkan sirf Internet pe hi bakchodi kar paate ho. aaki kuchh karne ki layki nahin hai.

 

[Phoenix89]

Indians are such a ******* joke. Look at his face and how he speaks. And he supposed to from Okara? Facepalm...

Tell this to your media, they were the first one who broke the story. I for one is not blaming whole of pakistan for what happened in mumbai but for god sake don't run away from the truth. If there some problem in your society(we have got our's too), clean that mess, stop behaving like 5 year old for once.

 

[Thorough Pro]

Sick indians having a field day, can you guys ever move on?

 

[Spring Onion]

small mosquito comes to rescue of indian govt

 

[WAR-rior]

Sick indians having a field day, can you guys ever move on?

Another attempt to close the matter.

Arre accept kar lo ki PAkistanion ne hi kiya tha. Agar Denial Mode mein rahoge to why da hell shud we move on. U guyz execute some **** in some other country having complete plan of puting the whole episode on Indian Terrorist Outfit. Since the plan didnt work as a terrorist was caught alive and Other UN veto countries too found Pakistani involvement during the operation owing to IP location trackers. Now you guyz want to bury everything by accusing us of not moving on ????????????

Na Na Na Na Na..............Aise na jaane denge dost. Is hadd tak le jaaenge ki fir kabhi aisa karne ki sochoge nahin.

 

[scorpionx]

small mosquito comes to rescue of indian govt

Not rescue, to humiliate.

 

[WAR-rior]

Tell this to your media, they were the first one who broke the story. I for one is not blaming whole of pakistan for what happened in mumbai but for god sake don't run away from the truth. If there some problem in your society(we have got our's too), clean that mess, stop behaving like 5 year old for once.

Nahin yaar. Now Geo TV will become a traitor media for patriotic RazPak. For him humanity and Truth doesnt carry any weightage. For him, how can Pakistan be pinned by India. Thats not possible. He will go to ANY EXTENT of Inhumanity to prove the same.