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Don Jaguar said:
Waisay GURU bhai ye aap ke avatar mein hai kon?
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Imran bhai..... hahahhaa :rofl:

GURU DUTT....

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Imran Khan said:
bakwaas nhi ok ajj main sick hoon phir bhi yahaan betha hoon tum logoon ke manurangan ki khater :taz:
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arrey kya hua bhai ko?

raat ko kam piya karo bhai .. shardi main pata hi nahi chalta ,sali chadti bhi nahi hai ab to...:hang2:
 
JAT BALWAN said:
arrey kya hua bhai ko?

raat ko kam piya karo bhai .. shardi main pata hi nahi chalta ,sali chadti bhi nahi hai ab to...:hang2:
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main akeela theek betha tha yaar bus phir kuch log a gay or kitni chardha li . ab sar main dard hai bhut or sab barbaad ho apara hai damn :taz:

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yaar koi formula batao na ab kya kary ?
tum log jab ziada chardha lety ho to subah kya pety ho ? ta ke wapas fit ho jaoon main :angel:
 
JAT BALWAN said:
Imran bhai..... hahahhaa :rofl:

GURU DUTT....

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arrey kya hua bhai ko?

raat ko kam piya karo bhai .. shardi main pata hi nahi chalta ,sali chadti bhi nahi hai ab to...:hang2:
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darhasal imran bhai ko bhabhee ki bahut yaad aa rahee hai :smitten:aur aab unke haath main bhee dard rehne laga hai ;)isliye bhai lagata hai gubbare se kam chala rahe :devil:the aur wo climax se pehle hi faat gaya:D..............:rofl::rofl:
 
GURU DUTT said:
darhasal imran bhai ko bhabhee ki bahut yaad aa rahee hai :smitten:aur aab unke haath main bhee dard rehne laga hai ;)isliye bhai lagata hai gubbare se kam chala rahe :devil:the aur wo climax se pehle hi faat gaya:D..............:rofl::rofl:
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sary tumhary jesy nhi hain ok itni gandi soch che che che mery jesy shareef sadiyoon main aik do hi peda hoty hain :rolleyes:
 
Imran Khan said:
main akeela theek betha tha yaar bus phir kuch log a gay or kitni chardha li . ab sar main dard hai bhut or sab barbaad ho apara hai damn :taz:

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yaar koi formula batao na ab kya kary ?
tum log jab ziada chardha lety ho to subah kya pety ho ? ta ke wapas fit ho jaoon main :angel:
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bhai 4 ande bina namak ke fry kar ke sookhi bread se kha lo ...aur 5 minute baad black cofee with a pinch of cinnamone le lena without sugar pait bhee saaf ho jayega & sardard bhee furrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
Imran Khan said:
main akeela theek betha tha yaar bus phir kuch log a gay or kitni chardha li . ab sar main dard hai bhut or sab barbaad ho apara hai damn :taz:

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yaar koi formula batao na ab kya kary ?
tum log jab ziada chardha lety ho to subah kya pety ho ? ta ke wapas fit ho jaoon main :angel:
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Iska to ek hi formula hai... subah ek peg aur pee lo .. seriously

Yaar main to roz biwi se kasam khata hu kal nahi peeunga, par sale saath wale apni kasam deke pila dete hain...:angry:

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GURU DUTT said:
bhai 4 ande bina namak ke fry kar ke sookhi bread se kha lo ...aur 5 minute baad black cofee with a pinch of cinnamone le lena without sugar pait bhee saaf ho jayega & sardard bhee furrrrrrrrrrrrr
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itna kam kon kery ga yaar ? koi easy batao na please :unsure:

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JAT BALWAN said:
Iska to ek hi formula hai... subah ek peg aur pee lo .. seriously

Yaar main to roz biwi se kasam khata hu kal nahi peeunga, par sale saath wale apni kasam deke pila dete hain...:angry:

:rofl:
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mujhy kisi ne yehi kha to mera meetr ghoom gya hahaha sali phli ja nhi rahi oper se or peo . or tum aik select kero sath waly ya wife :rofl:
 
Imran Khan said:
sary tumhary jesy nhi hain ok itni gandi soch che che che mery jesy shareef sadiyoon main aik do hi peda hoty hain :rolleyes:
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bhai yaar apne mera avatar laga kar dil garden garden kar diya ...ab chahe jitnee marjee galian do maza hi milega mujh dheent & pyare insaan ko ....Thanks Again....waise bhai aap jaise do chaar shareef aur ho gaye to aapki society(appt.block) mid east ki rape capital ban jayegee:butcher:..............:D:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Imran Khan said:
itna kam kon kery ga yaar ? koi easy batao na please :unsure:

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mujhy kisi ne yehi kha to mera meetr ghoom gya hahaha sali phli ja nhi rahi oper se or peo . or tum aik select kero sath waly ya wife :rofl:
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bhai jaan isiliye kaha tha sirf OLD MONK piya karo jitnee marjee pee lo hang over nahee hota kyon jat bhai hainaa??????????
 
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mujhy kisi ne yehi kha to mera meetr ghoom gya hahaha sali phli ja nhi rahi oper se or peo . or tum aik select kero sath waly ya wife :rofl:
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Yaar sale fauzi kahte hain biwi to ghar pe kaam aayegi... par hum to tumhare bure waqt main kaam aate hain...

sabki baat rakhni parti hai...

aur fir peena bhi to kam lalach nahi hai...:D
 
Oh Lord. What a bromance between Imran and Guru.
 
GURU DUTT said:
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bhai jaan isiliye kaha tha sirf OLD MONK piya karo jitnee marjee pee lo hang over nahee hota kyon jat bhai hainaa??????????
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yaar ye old monk sali shardi main bari achhi lagdi hai...

garmi main to faad ke rakh deti hai:alcoholic:
 
mafiya said:
Oh Lord. What a bromance between Imran and Guru.
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Chup ker ke dekhtay jao bhai jaan.

Aap ne hollywood movies mein nahi dekha jub 2 dost pe lete hain tu phir kia hota hai? unhain pata nahi chalta wo kia ker rahay hain aur...... :agree: :rofl:
 
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