Man Attempts to Commit Suicide by Shoving a Cucumber up His Backside

[Justin Joseph]

Man Attempts to Commit Suicide by Shoving a Cucumber up His Backside

Hong Kong: 62-year-old Chin Wei was rushed to a hospital after a suicide attempt involving a cucumber that didn´t have the fatal ending he sought.

Chin decided he wanted to commit hara-kiri, a Japanese suicide ritual, but instead of plunging a sword into his abdomen as is traditional, he plunged a cucumber into his backside.

His daughter discovered him covered in blood and summoned emergency services. Doctors extracted the cucumber and Chin is currently recovering from a severe anal tear.

Man Attempts to Commit Suicide by Shoving a Cucumber up His Backside

 

[jagjitnatt]

he must be really really fed up of something to do this.

I can stop laughing for now.

 

[PlanetWarrior]

sounds perverted and painful

 

[Ahmad]

lol lol lol

 

[Ahmad]

Perhaps the taliban and Al Qaeda should learn a thing or two from this suicider.

 

[riju78]

 

[SQ8]

He would have had better luck with a stick of dynamite.

 

[AVADI]

Perhaps the taliban and Al Qaeda should learn a thing or two from this suicider.

Imagine a suicide bomber running around the streets shoving cucumber on every person's a$$.

 

[jha]

Imagine a suicide bomber running around the streets shoving cucumber on every person's a$$ on the streets.

this is the most hilarious imagination i have seen ...

 

[Comet]

Poor cucumber

 

[sparklingway]

Really, WTF

 

[Hyde]

very bad news............. i feel sorry for both..... the man and the cucumber

 

[EyelessInGaza]

Are they sure he was trying to commit suicide?

Yeh zamana bahut bura hai, bhai logon.

 

[Johny lever]

Bhai uski galti nahi hai...zamana ulta aa gaya hai....I think he was trying to eat the cucumber..galti se entry ke jagah exit mein hath chala gaya...so sad..cucmber lost its way..