Mamma Pappu stories

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Dear PDF members,
There has been lot of hated and heated discussion on PDF about mama ji and pappu ji and their actions, strategy and future of India at ransom in their hands.

Let get on lighter side have some fun. A new legend in joke-land is emerging and he is well known as "PAPPU".

So all jokes/ stories must be related to main character "Pappu' or side heroes e.g. mummy ji, gau singh ji, bandar sib ill, anish tevar, furshid kalam, social shande etc...

Welcome and contribute to make PDF a fun place in real term!!

 

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Pappu: Mamma, will I become PM after defeating every one standing against me?

Mamma: Of course you will!!

I'm confident that is you'll contest against NAMO from same seat NAMO will be defeated with big margin and will loose his security money. You'll defeat them with big difference and will secure all 540 parliament seat in India. You'll make a govt. with full majority. You'll be PM for India for next 20 years. After you magnificent rule as PM you'll become president of India and Mahatma Gandhi photo on currency notes will be replace by yours. Whole world will bow in front of you and you will be undisputed leader in time to come.

Pappu: Mummy majak mat karo!

Mamma : who started it?

 

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Pappu: Mamma, will I become PM after defeating every one standing against me?

Mamma: Of course you will!!

I'm confident that is you'll contest against NAMO from same seat NAMO will be defeated with big margin and will loose his security money. You'll defeat them with big difference and will secure all 540 parliament seat in India. You'll make a govt. with full majority. You'll be PM for India for next 20 years. After you magnificent rule as PM you'll become president of India and Mahatma Gandhi photo on currency notes will be replace by yours. Whole world will bow in front of you and you will be undisputed leader in time to come.

Pappu: Mummy majak mat karo!

Mamma : who started it?

haha nice one. lage raho munna bhai

 

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Pappu reminds me of 'Roshesh' from serial 'Sarabhai vs Sarabhai'. Lols

 

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Pappu reminds me of 'Roshesh' from serial 'Sarabhai vs Sarabhai'. Lols

I liked that serial, a different approach for comedy and caharacter looks real!!

 

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Mamma Ji during her speech told a story…

“There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to
his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up
a room completely.

First son bought woods for Rs. 100 but couldn’t fill
the room entirely.

Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn’t
fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and
the room was filled with light completely.”

Bandar Sib il added “PAPPU" is like the third son, Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity.”

NAMO asked:
“Woh sab toh theek hai, but where are the remaining Rs. 99 ?”

 

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Mamma Ji during her speech told a story…

“There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to
his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up
a room completely.

First son bought woods for Rs. 100 but couldn’t fill
the room entirely.

Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn’t
fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and
the room was filled with light completely.”

Bandar Sib il added “PAPPU" is like the third son, Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity.”

NAMO asked:
“Woh sab toh theek hai, but where are the remaining Rs. 99 ?”

Ha ha ha ......good one....

 

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Pappu reminds me of 'Roshesh' from serial 'Sarabhai vs Sarabhai'. Lols

Mu khi Baat chin le Paaji

 

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Today's dose of Pappu laughter ...

Pappu goes into work one morning at a petrol pump crying his eyes out. His boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”

Pappu replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call from my brother-in-law saying that his father had committed suicide and passed away.”

“I’m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don’t you go home for the day… we aren’t terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest.”

Pappu very calmly explains, “No, I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”

The boss agrees and allows him to work as usual. “If you need anything, just let me know,” he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Pappu. He looks out over his office and sees Rahul Gandhi crying hysterically. He rushes out to him, and asks, “Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?”

“No,” replies Pappu, “I just got a call from my sister and she said that HER father-in-law committed suicide too!”

 

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Pappu walks into ICICI Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, would you please cash this cheque for me?”

Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

Pappu: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. Future Indian PM.

Cashier: “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers and requirements etc., I must insist on seeing your ID.”

Pappu: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”

Cashier: “I am sorry sir but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

Pappu: “I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque.”

Cashier: “Look Sir here is an example of what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and played a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his cheque.”
“Another time, Mahesh Bhupati came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and played a fabulous shot when the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque.
So, sir what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, future indian PM?”

Pappu stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says:
“Honestly, my mind is a total blank… There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don’t have a clue”.

Cashier: ‘Sir, 500 or 1000 rupee notes?’

 

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Pappu Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:
Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge…..??
Pappu: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..
Interviewer: Why….??
Pappu: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye….??
Pappu: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..
Interviewer: Why….??
Pappu: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega…!!!!!