Love and Marketing strategies

[Spring Onion]

Marketing strategies and Love...Wonder Which you guys can Apply

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising...."


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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing...."

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4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."

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5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."

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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

 

[Zee-Gen]

I was at a wedding with a bunch of friends and see a
fat girl. My mother goes up to her and
pointing at me says: "He's my son.
"Marry him." -That's my case...."

 

[vsdoc]

LOL some things are just the same both sides of the border man! The fat ones are usually the chipku sidekicks ...... the gorgeous one must have gone to powder her nose! Keep trying and best of luck!!!!!

Cheers, Doc

 

[PlanetWarrior]

I was at a wedding with a bunch of friends and see a
fat girl. My mother goes up to her and
pointing at me says: "He's my son.
"Marry him." -That's my case...."

Would that not be marketing a generic brand ?

 

[Spring Onion]

I was at a wedding with a bunch of friends and see a
fat girl. My mother goes up to her and
pointing at me says: "He's my son.
"Marry him." -That's my case...."

Did you marry then ?

heheheh hey after all the lady had to get fat after marriage so in your case you got the bonus from start

 

[Zee-Gen]

She is my fiancee now……..and I doesn’t see her after that “bonus from start” look.......!!!!!

 

[Srinivas]

I was at a wedding with a bunch of friends and see a
fat girl. My mother goes up to her and
pointing at me says: "He's my son.
"Marry him." -That's my case...."

very funny dude

 

[Srinivas]

Did you marry then ?

heheheh hey after all the lady had to get fat after marriage so in your case you got the bonus from start

i wonder why they always get fat, why don't they become from slim to medim size

 

[faisal4pro]

lol.................D

 

[graphican]

Did you marry then ?

heheheh hey after all the lady had to get fat after marriage so in your case you got the bonus from start

I am keeping my fingers crossed..

 

[Spring Onion]

i wonder why they always get fat, why don't they become from slim to medim size

lolzz im not married so idont know

But hey did you got a very slim one ?

 

[Balance]

Hey you missed one -

Your daughter sees a gorgeous girl at a party. She goes up to
her and says: "My dad is a cool man, marry him!" and though the girl has bee engaged, she marries you. - "That's Yash Raj Films marketing (from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai)"

 

[Srinivas]

lolzz im not married so idont know

But hey did you got a very slim one ?

nope ..... hope to find one in future

 

[Spring Onion]

Hey you missed one -

Your daughter sees a gorgeous girl at a party. She goes up to
her and says: "My dad is a cool man, marry him!" and though the girl has bee engaged, she marries you. - "That's Yash Raj Films marketing (from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai)"

hehehehe anything is possible in Indian movies.

BTW the man must be ****** rich lolzz