Kim Jong-un claims to have cured Aids, Ebola and cancer with single miracle drug

[Manindra]

North Korea has created a wonder drug which not only cures Aids, but also eradicates Ebola and cancer, if the latest proclamation from the country’s news agency is to be believed*.

(*Hint: It's probably not)

An announcement says that the miracle cure consists of ginseng grown from fertiliser and a mix of other ingredients- but did not reveal the special combination.

The dictatorship, which is known for making far-fetched claims about its achievements, says that the medicine will apparently be injectable and will be known by the name of Kumdang-2.

In a statement published by Korean Central News Agency of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea to herald the news, Dr Jon Sung Hun said: “The researchers insert rare earth elements (REE) into insam (gingseng) by applying the mico-elementary fertilizers of REE to the fields of insam.”

“The injection is made of extracts from those complex compounds. As a strong-immuno-activator, the injection has been recognized to prevent different malignant epidemics.”

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The drug’s website cites a medical study in Africa where the drug was tested on HIV positive patients. It records that every single participant in the trial noted an improvement, with 56 per cent being completely cured and 44 per cent noting a considering improvement in their condition.



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‘a number of cancers’. But did not divulge which ones or provide details of the medical trials which support this claim.

The dictatorship is known for making outlandish claims about its own prowess. The state claims that Kim Jong Il invented the hamburger and had magical powers which meant he did not need to use the toilet.

They also claim that he was born atop a North Korean mountain prompting a double rainbow and new star to spontaneously appear. Unfortunately for the state, records show that he was born in Siberia.

Yesterday the UN revealed that around 10.2 million North Koreans are currently facing famine as the dictatorship experiences its “worst drought for over a hundred years.”


Kim Jong-un claims to have cured Aids, Ebola and cancer with single miracle drug - Asia - World - The Independent

 

[Cossack25A1]

I suspect that the so-called "miracle drug" North Korea made has an effect that... kinda puts one into "permanent sleep."

 

[sword1947]

good, wait for him to save the world

 

[Bornubus]

What do these high level generals (stands arpund him) keeps on writing...

 

[Aepsilons]

First he needs to cure his own morbid obesity... The guy is a ticking time bomb...

 

[IR-TR]

He could single handedly stop world hunger by eating a little less.

 

[Khalid Newazi]

Is it called "Gunshot to the head"?

 

[GURU DUTT]

i have a better idea why not infect him with ebola , aids and cancer and see how he gets cured byso called"miracle drug"

barre barre cartoons dekhe per ye to

 

[thesolar65]

He killed all those people with those disease??

 

[Chinese-Dragon]

Is it his own fat?

 

[Azz Kikr]

He is real life Admiral General Aladin

 

[Jaanbaz]

He worked closely with Vedic scientists.

 

[xesy]

They (NK) should focus on curing Kim's obesity first, or else the "Great Leader" might soon follow his father and grandfather step.

 

[The Huskar]

He worked closely with Vedic scientists.

Naah.....probably mullah and djinn technology was involved,I suspect.

 

[Jaanbaz]

Naah.....probably mullah and djinn technology was involved,I suspect.

No it wasn't, we clearly know Mullahs haven't invented anything other then Kafir-o-meter.