Joke

[Broccoli]

 

[The Sandman]

 

[dray]

Beat that..!!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153584105297031

 

[Major d1]

lol

 

[The Sandman]

 

[thesolar65]

Wife : Agar 30 minute mein duniya khatam hone wali ho....toh tum kya karoge?

Husband : s*x....

Wife : Aur baki 28 minute..

Kya Insult !!

 

[The Sandman]

 

[asad71]

A Fine Day for Coursing!

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority. Figure out a way and meet here early on Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."

The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning -- so what do you think? intercourse or golf course?'

She said: "Don't forget your hat."

 

[PARIKRAMA]

 

[ghazi52]

 

[Kashmiri Pandit]

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

 

[mughaljee]

 

[Braith]

Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching.

 

[Mentee]

Could not stop laughing at a husband's reaction after a soccer match

https://twitter.com/x/status/736673184494329856

@S.U.R.B. @halupridol @OrionHunter

@BDforever

Check your notifications ,shocking surprises awaiting you

 

[Levina]

Check your notifications ,shocking surprises awaiting you

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